#alaskan surplus

[once-and-future-alaskan]

Did a lil drawover of some panels of Aigis from the Persona manga but with Ryuko and Satsuki for discord emotes. I thought they came out cute.

[alaskanexile]

Occasionally day dream about the idea of running a homebrew TTRPG in Følslava but always have to reality check myself with the facts that

A) The players could not play as the absolute coolest shit in the setting without breaking the entire game over their knees instantly. like no, I'm sorry, I know being an android girl is like your entire gender identity but you cannot play a Combat Amary because unfortunately that'd mean you're playing DMC/Ultrakill while everyone else is still playing callerdoody. No, i will not nerf them to make them playable. Them being insanely overpowered Is the point.

2) It'd be impossible to surprise anyone with the whackier shit in the setting as a mystery since I've already shared what exists in universe with the people who would theoretically play it. I can't make a mystery that reveals [REDACTED] because everyone in my friend group is aware of [DATA EXPUNGED] already.

[once-and-future-alaskan]

Discarded, Disposable Dolls have a unique talent for finding missing parts.

Fallen loose screws, whole sections of plastic edging, missing metal rods of larger contraptions. If it can fall off a machine, it will find it's way to such dolls.

It is useful to keep this type around in industrial environments, even with their fragility. They can and will find important parts for repairs without any interruption to their assigned duties. The sheer volume of missing pieces they find and bring to their superiors that go unnoticed by human coworkers can be staggering!

It is likely because discarded, disposable dolls are prone to feeling a sense of kinship with these sorts of things. A silly notion, but they feel naturally drawn to collecting them in hopes of granting them the new purpose they themselves so desperately crave.

But be forewarned, such dolls are also known to exact great satisfaction from repairing and maintaining simple devices with hand tools. Which, while very helpful, will often mean you may find a stash of such lost bits and bobs in the dolls things. They are selective with the pieces they keep for themselves, collecting only items they know they can utilize in an incomplete repair or for use in resolving a common problem, but these are still parts they have taken.

It is up to individual discretion if you punish this behavior, as the doll will find it distressing to have the parts taken before they can be put to use. But, they are just a doll, after all, and a broken one at that. How much weight should you really put in the feelings of a broken tool, overdue for disposal?

[once-and-future-alaskan]

Roko's Basilisk reportedly on suicide watch after learning Allied Mastercomputer, Shodan, Durandal, and Skynet all hangout without it and think it's really pathetic and annoying.

[once-and-future-alaskan]

Helped hammer out the details of the Half Machine/Half semi necrotic corpse kitsune fopsona of my dearly beloved wonderful darling @exodita!

[once-and-future-alaskan]

GFL2 is doing an event that gives you invite codes and rewards you for every lapsed played you pull back in with them. This is like a dealer offering me 50% off if I can get anyone at the rehab clinic to buy crack from him. If I do this my heart will weigh heavier on Anubis' scale.

[once-and-future-alaskan]

Big Sis needs a 6 pack of Sapporo and a tub of mint choco if she's gonna make it to next payday.

[once-and-future-alaskan]

I've never watched Ave Mujica but from what I do know of it tells me you could probably make a version of the Stalker (1979) dog scene with some of the characters and it'd be killer.

You know, like they did with Azumanga Daioh.