can i confess something. i already have these because i have had a passion project of collecting bald kotlc characters since 2018
i currently have 29 of them. including one of me that @bookwyrminspiration insisted i add to the collection even though i am not technically a kotlc character. the first one that started the obsession was this bald Keefe, edited for me in 2018 by @fintan-pyren
(his editing abilities have gotten even better since, but I will drag out this image for the rest of time because it is so important to me)
It's lovely, peaceful, @camelspit's just started the first best keeper character bracket. We're starting with rounds of five, and June 16th, we've got a rather odd bracket: Alina, Oralie, Ella, Gisela, and Mr. Snuggles.
Roisin asks in the tags for the stuffies not to win, so I go haha, I don't really care about any of these guys except Snuggles. I have my own Mr. Snuggles and a fondness for dragons, so I vote for him. Don't even think of it. I don't even think I reblogged it. Mr. Snuggles wins
He has another round, a 1v1. I vote for him again, don't think much of it. his opponents are piddling. He wins
Then we get to round three. He's against Verdi, and at this point i've gotten attached--I love this lil dragon. But Verdi poses a real threat, because when I vote he's losing. I start campaigning. Cath becomes my enemy. It starts escalating.
But Mr. Snuggles pulls through, victorious. And I have now very publicly pronounced and committed myself to this bit.
We carry him through round 4 and round 5, but then we face round 6: Fitzroy vs Mr. Snuggles. It's cruel, it's twisted, it's exactly what Roisin would do.
BUT! We miraculously manage to tie the round so they both proceed.
Finally, in round 7, the very last round before finals, he loses to Sophie. i'm sad, but honestly the fact he made it to the last four is super impressive and unexpected? i'm proud
You'd think this'd be the end of it.
But Catherine, @everliving-everblaze, started a Best Fitz Duo Poll while the best character poll was running.
And one of the duos is Fitz & Mr. Snuggles.
He sweeps his first round, but that's not noteworthy.
What splintered the fandom was round two: Fitz & Mr. Snuggles vs Fitz & Alvar.
At this point in time Snuggles is still in the best character running, energy is high--I'm committed to this bit. And I don't think he stands a chance, so I don't feel bad pushing for him.
I was wrong.
It escalates.
Fitz and Snuggles stand a real chance of beating Fitz and Alvar, the fucked up sibling duo of the series. The origin of wiityispb. The blueprint.
I start trying to backpedal.
It doesn't work.
They win.
All because I decided in round three of the best character poll to throw myself behind snuggles and work the fandom up. I'm in too deep now; I can't back out--Summer (@when-wax-wings-melt) will never look at me the same. People are outraged.
I've tied myself to this stuffed dragon.
Who knows what could've been, but due to some funky tagging, I don't see the next round and it distributes oddly, and Fitz and Snuggles lose in silence to Fitz and Sophie.
A quiet end. At this point Snuggles is both out of the best character and fitz duo poll. The fandom calms and moves on, but I've set a precedent for myself. I'm The Snuggles Guy
And a few months ago, a year later, Roisin decided to have another best character poll.
To make it more manageable, there's a preliminary round to determine who will be in the poll for real. Roisin, who I can only assume was salty, ensured Snuggles would be out from the get go. It was a remarkably close fight, though. Watson, The Foster Family dog, also lost his poll. But who gives a shit about him
I'm sad, but hey, there's the comeback round! Any characters eliminated have a chance to be voted back into the running if they get enough support--there are 9 spots available.
I reblog asking for support for Mr. Snuggles, and, because I'm not a dog person, I decide to throw in a fuck Watson for fun. Who cares about some random dog we haven't even met in this fantasy series. There's some banter
The comeback round ends. Mr. Snuggles does not make it. Watson does.
I threw everything behind this dragon through two polls, tested the limits of my friendships, tied myself to him soul to soul. He was nearly a finalist, he nearly beat Sophie in the preliminaries.
And he lost to some fucking dog???
Mr. Snuggles didn't even make it to round one?
Unacceptable. Not on my fucking watch.
I will see that dog in the dirt if it's the last thing I do.
