#alberto malich

[youwontbelievethethingsiveread]

Uh, pretty sure Albert just made a grievous mistake 🫣

And here it comes! Don't mess with the librarian

[disgustiphage]

i can't find that meme now but

[lavenderfables]

Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett

[lavenderfables]

Imagine you are Death from Discworld.

Imagine you are in your Domain, minding your anthropomorphic personified business.

Imagine the wizard Alberto 'Albert' Malich suddenly showing up in your house after performing your most hated spell (the Rite of Ashk'Ente) backwards in an attempt to banish you.

Imagine Albert realizing he can't die in your Domain and thus has achieved his goal of immortality.

Imagine you are Death from Discworld and, now, for the very first time in your existence...

You have a roommate.

[cyclist-of-guilt]

I made fried oatmeal today

[drinkyourfavouritecharacter]

Discworld

He tried to perform the Death Summoning ritual in reverse. So, we make a reverse cocktail.

[thegirlwhohid]

“THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT.” “Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.”

Albert moodboard

Discworld characters: (39/40)

Characters’ moodboards: (241/?)

[nerdwingblogs]

What happened when Death adopted Ysabell, probably