#albertstark

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archer headcanon: ray doesn't actually want to baby sit aj but he's practically forced to so aj is like sitting in her bouncy chair or whatever and ray is watching tv and then she starts crying so he picks her up and she stops crying and gurgles at him and ray is like 'oh no' cause she's adorable and from then on he always shotguns babysitting duties

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albertstark tagged me: When you get this, you must publicly post something nice about at least 5 different people you follow, then copy and paste this in each of their ask boxes. <3

i only chose five otherwise this would get long and sloppy asf but i seriously love everyone i follow and everyone that follows me honestly u guys r just the best :)

albertstark - giiiiirl u are just the most wonderfully sweet person i knowand SO TALENTED!! i love everything you post and ur gifsets are especially amazing (plus the archer text posts? KILLIN IT) and UGH UR JUST AMAZINGGG <3

phoenixsaya - sasha sasha sasha where do i even begin?? u've been my friend for like 11 years how? (i honestly don't know how cause i'm so weird) but ur legit the greatest person i will ever know and ur also the only person i know to wear a 'fuck it' t shirt in public :P LOVE U

whiskeyandclassiccars - JULIA MY BAE! we met in such a dorky way (obsessing over bones!!!) and i"M SO GLAD WE DID! ur the one that's always there for me and stuff even though we go ages without talking we can come back and everythings the same and it's epic. UR EPIC. ily.

hellomrshmook - idk man ur pretty okay huh. nah just kidding ur one my best friends and even though ur lame and always kill me 'accidentally' in gtav online (WHICH WE SHOULD PLAY SOON. HEISTS MAN HEISTS) ur the male version of me so it's hard to hate you (for long. JOKES)

highandholy - AHHH TARYN!! we met over archer (what else tbh best show ever) and ur just such an amazing part of the fando tbh with ur AMAZING fanfictions and beautifully long meta posts honestly ur are just so gr9 and i'm so happy i met you (so to speak!)

[katana-wielding-bookworm]

When you get this, you must publicly post something nice about at least 5 different people you follow, then copy and paste this in each of their ask boxes. <3

Okay, so I am sorry if this took a while but I didn’t expect to get this and I want to keep it going. 

penmanlupine Your level of snark is higher than mere mortals and it is something I have come to enjoy over the years. Also thank you for being my go to source for all things anime, manga and etc. You are a cool dude and a good friend. Thanks for the Starbucks sessions. 

foxmagus29 Though our meetings have been far and few between I have loved our bookstore meetings and random conversations from all things movies, television, books and everything in between. It has been too long since I last saw you and we really need to change that. 

nightswatchrebel I know I have to thank foxmagus29 for us meeting on that fateful day in the B.A.M and though we haven’t hung out in a while I love following your blog cannot wait to discuss HTGAWM again. It gives me life. 

docmcstuffin47 It is such a joy following you, your blog has provided me with such humor, insight and information. Really love looking at all the things you post and I cannot wait to see what you do next.

miaalyse96 I have stated to you before, your gif game is strong and it is. Also you have such humor and wit with dealing with everyone that talks to you. Also, because of you, I am a sailing strong with S.S. Valdaya. So thank you for that and keep doing what you are doing. 

dreadkelpie You and your blog are so awesome. I really do learn something new with each post you put up. You keep me abreast to many of the issues involving gender and race equality that media outlets often do not mention. So thank you for that so much. 

albertstark Last but not least!!! Thank you for sending this to me you are right we all need to positively boost each other. Also thank you for not thinking I am a weirdo for basically telling you I am going to stalk you on tumblr forever. You could have hit ignore but you didn’t and that’s really good. You are such a funny individual and majority of the time, I am basically cracking up on your page. It is also nice to find someone who’s love for Lana Kane matches so well with my own.  

[fuchsiasea]

When you get this, you must publicly post something nice about at least 5 different people you follow, then copy and paste this in each of their ask boxes. <3

Okay I’m doing it, because I love all these people

styleslou I don't know what to begin with, like you know I totally love you right? I love our rants, I love talking to you. You are wonderful Ana, you are seriously a really important person to me. And I know we're so far away from each other, but I can't imagine my life without you (and now I'm being a sap, but you already know that). Thank you for always being there for me. I love you more than Harry loves Louis. "You're like an angel without wings"

shirokaba Liza! You're like my little sister (you remind me of her sometimes) so yeah, you're really great and I we're like twins, because we love all the same stuff. Also you're one of the sweetest girls I have ever met.

klaineinlove Ana! Well what can I say, we are shipping soulmates (i don't even know if that's a thing), and you're genuinely one of the nicest people here. Also I live for your tags!

nobetterbumthantomlinson Irma :) This girls is awesome, I mean I can talk to her about zodiac stuff nonstop, she also has a great music taste and a insane love towards Louis, so yeah that's my kind of pal!

albertstark Paige we've been through so many things together, we started talking because of glee, I can remember those times when we discussed about klaine fanfiction, those were the days. But now that Glee is shit we still love each other and share similar interests, and I still think you're a great girl :)

and because five are not enough

gleew Ale I just need to say THANK YOU, you were always there for me when I needed it, and I will never forget your words, you're such a smart girl and I can't be more proud of you. I LOVE YOUUUUU!

itisamadness Viky! You know how great you are, I don't need to tell you. So I'm just gonna write about that time we met and I thought you hated me, which was not cool at all, but then we started following on tumblr and our friendship is one of the greatest things ever, so yeah love you lots!

[fuchsiasea]

albertstark replied to your post “sometimes i just want to delete my blog”

dont u dare - ignore the assholes <3

i won't, i just hate hateful people

[zezeiyy]

2, 7, 12, 13, 21, 31, 32, 38, 41

2: How tall are you?

I am exactly 5’5. 

7: How do you like to do your makeup?

Oh shit, if there is anything about me beside being a turbo nerd it’s makeup. First, I start with Benefit’s pore primer, I use Mac NW15 (pasty as fuck) concealer under my eyes and to highlight, no foundation because I have fucking great skin, Marc Jacob’s pressed powder over top. I use a Benefit blush called Coralista on my cheekbones, fill my brows with a Clinique pencil, set them with Anastasia’s brow gel. Then, I use a milky white shimmer powder on the inner corners of my eyes, the high points of my face and below my brow bone. Then, I go in with some light brown shadow in the crease of my eyes. I do a brown liquid cat eye, put a shit ton of mascara on, and usually do a pink/coral/plum lip, and set it all with Urban Decay’s setting spray. I REALLY FUCKING LIKE MAKEUP, okay?

12: Favourite colour?

Red. 

13: Favourite movie?

This is like asking me to pick my favorite titty. Uh, let’s go with Showgirls.

21: What do you do when it rains?

Well, I live in fucking Vancouver, so that’s like every goddamn day, but probably game. So basically what I do every day. I am trash.

31: What fictional character do you most relate to?

Sterling Archer. I’m not even fucking kidding. Mommy and daddy abandonment issues galore, addiction problems and a penchant for self-destruction (but I’m better now, I promise).

32: Favourite celebrity?

Kim Kardashian. I’m dead serious.

38: If you could make 3 wishes and have them come true, what would they be?

If Madoka taught me anything, wishes are evil. But provided I live in fantasy world, they would be: 1) To have unlimited motivation, 2) To be able to smoke all the weed I ever wanted with no cost to my personal or professional life or health, 3) Just slightly bigger titties.

41: Is the book always better than the movie?

Hm, well… this is a difficult one. I think the expectation of the adaptation being exactly like the source material is always what guts it for people. Because, fundamentally, movies and books are different ways to tell stories, which is why your idea of what the thing is going to be is always better than how it turns out. When you read a book, you perceive something a certain way, so when it happens, it’s never going to meet your fantasies. They’re always better. Kind of like the Thai food I just ordered. Guh.

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all the even numbers

you. i like you.

2: how tall are you?i am 175cm tall which i think is like 5’9 in american money

4: what’s your secret kink?like sexual kink? idk man i have a lot

6: what’s your shoe size?9 - 10 

8: sexuality?bisexual (with a ? at the end haha)

10: favorite video game?uncharted 2 among thieves

12: favorite color?purple

14: where is the place you feel the most comfortable?in bed

16: how many pillows are on your bed?five. i know. i’m such a pillow hog omg

18: how many pairs of shoes do you own?like fifteen? idk i have jandals and heels and flats and boots and that

20: what’s your favorite drink?non alcoholic: water. i know i know but i made myself a promise that i would stop drinking diet coke/all fizzy drink from the 1st and i’ve stuck with it so far.

alcoholic: lemon lime bitters and vodka but since fizzy drink is out now it’s rekorderlig passionfruit mmmmmmm

22: what do you do on a sunny day?work. i’m not even joking.

24: who’s the last person you texted?james to tell him that drinks are cancelled tonight because i’m sick :(

26: do you have any regrets?a lot tbh.

28: would you ever cheat?in what? in a relationship? no. in a test? hellllllllll yeah.30: favorite food?cheesy crust hawaiian pizza or a hearty mac and cheese32: favorite celebrity?stana katic34: sweet or salty?sweet but also i like a combination of the two36: who do you see most often?my work colleagues. ew. KIDDING. i love them but i hate my job so hA.38: if you could make three wishes and have them come true, what would they be?1. be skinny2. be a DD3. be able to eat as much as i want and never gain weight.

i’m shallow. sue me.40: flight or invisibility?fucking flight do YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE PETROL IS.42: something you love.my cat. she’s the best44: something you wish you could forget.all of intermediate school46: favorite song?mr brightside - the killers

48: least favorite thing about yourself?my weight

50: describe your personality.nerd extraordinaire. feminist. witty and insecure as fuck.

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the rules: choose 5 otps without looking at the questions in the read more first, then tag 5 people

tagging: gothambeat timkarinn harlequinnade1 neolita not-john-watson

1. Tim x Steph

2. Spock x Uhura

3. Saya x Haji

4. Matt x Mello

5. Katara x Aang

1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5? Yes, it was after they kissed in the last episode of ATLA.

2. Have you ever read fanfiction about 2?. SO much. Thats probably the ship I've read the most for.

3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr id? I'm sure it had to be on my old laptop in my more potent anime days.

4. If 3 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be? UH NO. I'm sorry? NO. Haji wouldn't actually leave Saya anyway. 

5. Why is 1 so important? Because they support each other and I love their crime fighting dates, they're both productive and cute. And they're so human and their love is so real. I love them!

6. Is 4 a funny ship or a serious ship? A serious one? I just think its funny that they have like seconds of screen time together and the fandom just makes it work.

7. Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry? Spock and Uhura, having a vulcan boyfriend has to be like the best thing ever.

8. Of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond? Hard to say between Saya and Haji and Katara and Aang. They've both been through a lot and have grown both together and separately. 

9. How many times have you read/watched 2’s fandom? Not much, I just love the idea of their relationship.

10. Which ship lasted the longest? Saya and Haji. Being imortal vampire type creatures kind of gives them a head start over everyone else haha.

11. How many times, if ever, has 5 broken up? Never but they're still young. Thank to Korra though we know it kinda all works out.

12. If the world was suddenly to thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 1 or 3? They're both fighters and would definitely make it out but in very different ways.

13. Did 4 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason? Nope. Well maybe in some fics where Mello had to stay respected and detached as the head honcho but ya know. 

14. Is 5 still together? Till death do they part ;_;

15. is 1 canon? Hell yeah it fucking is!! 

16. If all five ships were put in a couple’s hunger games, which couple would win? Probably Mat and Mello because they're the only ones that wouldn't have a problem killing everyone else.

17. Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship? Oh yeah, everyone wanted Kataras badassery haha

18. Which ship(s) would you defend to death and beyond? Tim and Steph the most.

19. Have you spent hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page? Maybe at some point in my past.

20. IF AN EVIL WITCH DESCENDED FROM THE SKY AND TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAD TO PICK ONE OF THE FIVE SHIPS TO BREAK UP FOREVER, WHICH SHIP WOULD YOU SINK? Probably Mat and Mello, dont care for that ship as much anymore. Not like I use to anyway.