#alejandro ask

[alejandro-ask]

Don’t call my name don’t call my name, alejandro

How... Dare you speak to a coronel like this? I killed for less.

*later in his office while flling out forms*

~Im not your babe im not your babe~... Rober.....- QUE CARAJO?

[alejandro-ask]

hiya major, a lil rookie here

wanted to ask if you know the name of this one lieutenant I've been trying to name? during training they looked very scary and sometimes deranged, but they use little emojis on their blogs too I think. I forgot their name lol. And I think they have this pet wombat too, because I see it often with with that certain lieutenant too

they're in the 141, and maybe you're not the right person to ask, but I have nobody else to turn to so yeah

thanks, mj , you da best :)

— rookie boy anon (hehe)

Hola, little rookie! I always love when you show up around here.

Sorry, I don’t remember exactly who is this exact lieutenant are... hay tantos del 141 que aparecen aquí that it’s hard to keep track. Pero déjame decirte sobre los que gusto

First, there’s Lieutenant Judas @judas-askblog . He’s a chill guy, súper tranquilo, and if I’m not wrong, he’s got some pets too. Bien buena persona.

Then there’s Spirit, or Donna @justradiospirit. She’s a Navy lieutenant, not from the 141, pero she’s really cool. No sé mucho de ella, but definitely someone you’d want to have around.

Sgt. Reaper @sgt-reaper is next. He’s more serious, ¿sabes? A bit less frequent por aquí because he’s always super busy. High demand, workaholic, pero es muy confiable and gets the job done.

Now, Treble Trouble @callsign-trebletrouble. She’s not officially from the 141, pero tiene un trabajo increíble. She’s contracted to help with surveillance and intelligence for high-risk ops. A real badass, y siempre está aquí. She’s súper nice, really funny, and honestly, she makes me laugh so hard I cry. Love her.

Then we have Jeanz, or Whisper @jeanzoriley-cod. ¡Dios mío, esta mujer es increíble! She’s amazing at what she does and honestly the best. She’s got some romantic stuff going on if you like gossip (with Rudy jajajajaj) . But let me tell you, she’s terrifying when she needs to be—so good at sneaking up on people that you’d be dead before you even knew she was there. She also LOVES to drink, so if you want to get on her good side, bring the good stuff. (prupru:(pru pru: she also writes fanfictions that make me gliggle and sway my feet, curl my hair when i read, is really so good is just ksjsjghudahguewgb) "

Private 141, or Bunny, or Ari @ask-private-141. She’s a private who also does medic work. Súper cute, really active, and so fun to interact with. Neta, I adore her.

And then there’s Sunshine Medic @ask-sunshine-medic. What can I say? She’s amazing. Really fun, super cool, and just a ray of sunshine. We always have so much fun together. She’s from the 141 too, and honestly, she’s one of my favorite people here, heard she's scaring on the field and really experiente, but never got to see it.

Finally, my brother in everything but blood, my right hand, @las-almas-border-patrol. ¡Este sí es el mero mero! This is the guy I’d die for, kill for, stalk for, kidnap for, and maybe even do drugs for. Be nice to him, ¿okay? He’s always here, loves to hang out, and seriously, give him all the love you can. ( pru pru: plus, Teebs IS SUCH A NICE PERSON, MAN GIVE THEM LOVE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE)

So, rookie, any chance the person estás procurando és one of these legends? Let me know, porque todos ellos son pura calidad. (Hey! prupru here, i wanted to give this ask a little bit more attention, because im really happy and proud that i can Rp and share annon, and in character with these amazing people, those are only the ones im more close with, but there are SO MUCH MORE is amazing i would like to especially thank @ghost-askblog for re-starting this trend, i followed them ever since day 3 and in only 2 weeks this rpg comunity IS SO HUGE and so funny, i love you all i did not mention it because is kinda obvious but all the non oc characters (besides Teebs, because i HAD to mention them, 80% of my rp is with them, lol thank you all very much and if you would like to share an rp i would love to know who is this person you talked about and about you too! sorry for the LOOOOOOOONG text, took me my two lunch breaks (1 from school and the other in my 8 hour shift TwT)

[alejandro-ask]

how is everything, hermano?

@ghost-askblog

Honestamente very good man, life's good what about everything with you? :]

[alejandro-ask]

Alejandro. I may or may not have Snuck something onto Base. But don’t get mad yet…please. (A tiny White Fox walks out behind Sparrow, The Name Tag Reads Snowflake.)

Listen, I can explain Hermano…I found it when i was on a Mission, It was hurt and i had to help it, I brought it to base in secret to my Room when you and Rudy were on a mission, I Helped it but now it’s gotten clingy to me and now i have a pet Fox.

(Pls don’t get mad, I don’t want to release for it to get hurt again in the wild..)

Alejandro crosses his arms, his jaw tightening as he stares down at the tiny fox sitting at Sparrow’s feet. He drags a hand down his face, muttering something under his breath before leveling Sparrow with a deadpan glare.

"¿Me estás jodiendo, cabrón?" His voice is flat, exasperated, and dangerously close to a groan. He gestures vaguely at the fox, then at Sparrow, then back at the fox like he’s trying to process the sheer audacity of the situation.

Scoffing, he pinches the bridge of his nose and inhales sharply. "You mean to tell me—" he points a finger at Sparrow, voice rising slightly "—that while Rudy and I were out handling shit, you were here, smuggling a whole-ass fox onto base?"

Sparrow opens their mouth, but Alejandro cuts them off with a sharp shake of his head. "No, no, don’t even start. I don’t wanna hear the ‘it was injured’ excuse. Do you know how many rules you broke? Do you know how many reports I’m gonna have to deal with if this becomes common and someone inevitably finds out about this? that i have been letting mi vaqueros KEEP LITTLE PETS?"

The fox stretches, lets out a tiny yawn, and blinks up at him with innocent eyes. Alejandro stares at it, his lips pressed into a thin line.

A long silence. Then, a dramatic sigh as he rubs his temples.

"...You know what? Fine. But if this thing chews up a single boot, shits anywhere near my office, or makes a noise when I’m trying to sleep, tú lo manejas. And if it causes any major problem? No me llames para cubrir tu trasero, entendido?"

He softens his gaze and kneels petting the fox, then get up and leaves grumbling under his breath. "I swear to God, this pinche equipo is gonna be the death of me..."

[alejandro-ask]

Can i put your hair in a bunch of tiny pigtails :D

......Claro, ¿por qué no?

*Alejandro sits with his back turned to roach*

make it pretty✨

[alejandro-ask]

“Colonel Vargas, sir? I got my cat a little cowboy hat, but he won’t wear it. Do you think he’s with the cartel?”

— serious looking but very unserious rookie with aforementioned cat tucked under his arm

Si, soldado? hmmmm that sounds like should be dealt with caution *alejandro takes a cat sized bandana and gives it to rookie* if he wears this...... sabes oque hacer *Alejandro then pets the cat and pats the rookie`s shoulder* warn me of this matter if the situation progresses, entendido?

[alejandro-ask]

I have Alejandro by Lady Gaga stuck in my head... remove your curse from me bean boy /silly /teasing

@shadow2-5

Espero que esto te ayude amigo ;)

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[alejandro-ask]

ALE MI AMOR (platonic cause that’s a can of worms I ain’t opening)

I am in need of your most colourful/creative insults in Spanish

I’m tryna make an argument and I wanna *win*😤 I speak Spanish I just need some flavourful insults

— @callsign-trebletrouble / 🍊

im personally more prone to the good old cursing, like tonto, imbécil, estúpido, idiota, pendejo, cabrón, gilipollas, hijo de puta, malparido, cojone, mierda, zorra, chato, tarado, burro, mamón, cabezón, bastardos, mierda, pendejada, cretino, peluca, cojudo, monstro, bobo, tarugo, canalla, perdedor, chismoso, bobalicón, pesado, cojida, sabandija, payaso, loco, tonta, inútil, pavo, pelafustán, flaco, ciego, chingado, bastardito, patán, estúpida, imbécil, coñazo, chinga, huevón, cara de palo, muerto de hambre, jodido, muerdo, necio, cabecita, jeta, papito, zorra, pestoso, culebra, basurero, inutilito, feo, chiquillo, idiota de mierda, bastardito, burrote, rebaño, cabeza de melão, parvo, asno, lerdón, pelele, chorro, ñoño, pocho, nena, ganso, canelo, gorila, escoria, rata, cerdo, patoso, bicho raro,, víbora, piojo, cotilla, cacas, asqueroso, pendejazo, insecto, imbécil de mierda, baboso, borracho, retorcido, trasto, cabezón de mierda, picante, cochino, bestia, calavera, tarado de mierda, caradura, sinvergüenza, maldito, cerdo, humillante, cerdito, huevón de mierda, huevito, mamá, chamaco, come mierda, malhechor, imbécilito, mono, gordito, sapo, ladrón, nefasto, bicho, hiena, horroroso, mamerto, pandillero, llorón, fanfarrón, malparida, solitario, hediondo, bola de grasa, perdedor de mierda, mocoso, cabeza dura, papito de mierda, condenado, mocoso de mierda, macaco, desquiciado, plaga, calavera, asqueroso, enfermo, mono de mierda. but if you're feeling fancy those are my favorite insults 2- Eres como una contraseña olvidada: todo el mundo te necesita, pero nadie puede contar contigo. 3- Eres como un GPS roto: siempre me llevas por el camino equivocado y nunca sabes dónde estás. 4- Eres como un software desactualizado: lento, obsoleto e solo funciona después de un puñetazo 5- Tienes menos chispa que una lámpara sin energia.