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After watching the latest Compare the Market Advert:

I think Aleksandr and Sergei need to just come out and get married.

I mean just look at them!

Always going on romantic dates:

They adopted a baby together:

Actually no, they adopted TWO babies together:

Then there's this image I found without context:

And for good measure, they did the Titanic pose:

If it's OK for Sergei to go on dates with human women, it's OK for him to go on dates with another male meerkat.

#these meerkats are gay and there's nothing you can do about it

#if you didn't know about compare the market you'd think it was a movie or something #but no #it's a bunch of commercials for insurance #with cute meerkats #compare the market #compare the meerkat #baby Oleg #Aleksandr Orlov #Sergei orlov #Oleg orlov

Can you BELIEVE baby Oleg came home to Aleksandr and Sergei on the Compare the Meerkat ads AND we got new Ed and Oucho content IN THE SAME MONTH?

This truly is the month of things I gave up all hope of ever happening years ago finally coming true. Hope this energy continues into August.

#tasha rambles #ed and oucho #cbbc #compare the meerkat #aleksandr orlov

Fic: Compare the Meerkat - Aleksandr/Sergei - The Talk of Meerkovo

I wouldn't usually post fic on Tumblr but this is quite short and not explicit - but my main reason is all the love this pairing seems to get here, and the many requests for it to be written. I hope you all like <3

***

Her lips were as soft as pillows - the pillows he yearned to lie upon with his beloved, but the pillows he longed for didn't belong to her. Her lips were plump and large like fluffy clouds - the clouds he would often gaze at and daydream, but thinking of him and not her. And, as she held him firmly by his furry cheeks and kissed him in a blaze of unbridled passion, he felt no glimmer of emotion. His mind was clearly elsewhere.

Granted - nothing sounded more glamorous than a date with the famed movie star Nicole Kidman, but Sergei knew deep down that this was not what he wanted. Instead, he desired to feel coarse, blonde bristles rather than those full lips, thickly coated in cerise gloss as they softly caressed his own. When her tongue breached the entrance and began to explore his little mammalian mouth, he realised it was all too much and this had gone too far.

"No," he blurted, ending the kiss. Sergei wanted him; his friend, his companion and the man with which he had raised their precious baby Oleg. And he would have to run to him now to have any hope of saving their relationship. Choosing Nicole as his Meerkat Movies partner was the biggest mistake he had ever made. The sound of meerkat footsteps pitter-pattered over the floor as he dashed through the halls of her beautiful Hollywood mansion, past the swimming pool and to the front door.

"Sergei," she cried, as he made his escape. "Was it something I said?" A tearful Nicole gave chase, wondering what she could possibly have done wrong. Did she have halitosis - bad breath? Or lipstick on her teeth? Did he not like the perfume she'd bought especially for him? She'd read that a natural scent of fruit and berries should appeal to meerkats, as it's what they would have usually eaten in the wild. So how could she have got this so wrong? "Please," she begged, standing in the doorway wearing nothing but a silken, monogrammed dressing gown.

But still, nonetheless, she wasn't him. The gold lettering on the monogram read 'N.K.', when all he was truly interested in was he who went by the initials 'A.O.' And his robe was velvet and burgundy, teamed tastefully with a mustard-coloured cravat. I think we now all know who Sergei was thinking of. And Sergei couldn't wait to get back to him. "Sorries," he called out, into the distance, as he raced away.

***

"Mr. Aleksandr," he announced, throwing the doors open wide, "Did you miss me on my day off?"

"Miss you?" he replied. "I didn't even know you had gone!"

But Sergei knew that he was lying. Aleksandr had been drowning his sorrows in a family-sized tub of Haagen Dazs Cookies and Cream ice cream and, despite any fibs he may try to tell him, the tears from a long day without his darling Sergei were still settled in the corners of his eyes and his whiskers were still covered in stray specks of yellow cream - ones which Sergei so desperately desired to sample, directly from his friend's fur. "Really?" he asked, sarcasm to his tone as he pointed to the aforementioned blobs.

Orlov had been well and truly found out - his feelings for his best pal were now becoming more than obvious. Knowing this, the bespectacled meerkat leaned in as if to go in for a kiss, but - to his surprise - Aleksandr completed the gap between them, tugging Sergei forward by his tie and into a hungry smooch. He crushed his vanilla-flavoured lips against Sergei's, making the white-shirted meerkat blush profusely and almost buckle at the knees as he stumbled into the clinch. It was such an adorable sight, the pair of them with their tiny arms wrapped tightly around one another.

"Nah. I misses you," came the revelation, "More than anythings." It was almost impossible to understand - Aleksandr's heavy Russian accent was muffled by their now frenzied and much more fervent kisses - but, regardless, Sergei understood the unintelligible mumblings - and, pulling back, glasses askew, he nodded.

"I always knews," he smiled. However, the gravity of the situation soon hit him - this would not be an easy secret to keep in their homeland, where such relationships were forbidden. He may have chosen a member of his own species as a mate, but it was another male member, and that was not something that most other meerkats would approve of. "What will we do now thoughs? We will be the talk of Meerkovo." He appeared all of a sudden so very crestfallen.

"It's simples, Sergei. We stay here insteads - in the Hollywoods... Everything goes in the Hollywoods!"

"But what... what about Nicole? " asked Sergei, gulping.

"Hmm," Orlov said, appearing to be deep in thought. "I guesses maybe we should change the locks in case she comes back..."

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