#alexaaaa

[orikiys]

This is the Tumblr hug 🫂🫶 Please pass it on to 5 mutuals to brighten someone’s day!

BECAUSE YOU THREATENED ME WITH A GUN-

AWWIE THANK YOU 🤩

*gasp* i would never 😀😀

[lurnos]

🎁🎁🎁

send me a present emoji 🎁 and i’ll respond with a random out of context image i have on my computer!  

[orikiys]

how is the new un 👺❤️

ITS GOOD BUT WHY ARE U TYPING IN RED??? ITS GIVING MURDER???

[treesbymccafferty]

THEYRE ALREADY SOLD OUT OF MY SIZE

[lurnos]

your fave is problematic: alexa aka deepshadows

will annoy you for months until you agree to watch a show that will inevitably take over your life

aggressively non-aggressive

ability to fall asleep anywhere at any time

stereotypical asian driver

[lurnos]

so tonight was super eventful...

Well it started out like any boring Friday night really, like we all went out to dinner and then we ran to target cause we all had gift cards and why not? And as we were driving home and I was just like "yo Heather, pull over I want to get my ear pierced" so we did that before I could chicken out and like 15 minutes later I had a new hole in my ear yay (kudos to the guy at platinum ink, it didn't really hurt at all, 10/10 would recommend). 

Then we decided to go to Mozarts for coffee and hot chocolate because it's fucking cold here and on the way there, there was this girl on the side of the road because her car battery died and she was crying and freaking out so we all stopped to make sure she was okay and there was already a girl there helping but none of us had jumper cables so we were just trying to calm her down. We quickly figured out that she was drunk (she kept apologizing for "ruining" our night and not knowing anything about cars which was totally ridiculous because none of us really know anything about cars either and it's not like she can control the battery dying) and that her dick boyfriend had apparently left her there with her dead car and gone home (seriously, who the fuck does that?). And then these totally awesome guys knights in shining armor showed up and jumped her car in like 5 minutes and offered to pay for a cab home or to call the police or a cab but she declined and said she fine to drive (yeah fucking right, like we were going to let that happen). This married couple pulled up behind us as we were all trying to get her to let us drive her home and helped us convince her that she really couldn't drive; so Heather and Alexa drove her car and I followed in Heather's and we got her home fine (even though we later found out that she lives with Dick her boyfriend). It's been like 4 hours and I am still not over the fact that five separate cars stopped to help this stranger in trouble and not one tried to take advantage of her. It just makes me really happy and proud to live in this city. 

Once we figured out where she lived and where we actually were, Mozart's was still open and it was still cold so yay coffee time and on the way there we saw A DEER, which we thought was a dog until we turned the high beams on and saw really long legs, so that was cool 'cause we live in the city and wildlife is nonexistent unless you're talking about feral cats or squirrels. And then on the way back we saw a FOX run across the road which was especially awesome cause MORE WILDLIFE YAY. 

We were still super bored and hyped up so we went to the only place that wasn't a bar that was still open - walmart - and wondered around there for like an hour, rummaged through the entire $5 movie bin and got 5 movies for like $20, totally worth it. All in all, it was a good day.

[les--filles]

[inandout-ofdreams]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

YOUR MOM