#alexander darkilton

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update from Alexander Darkilton:

@sparkbirdmusic

you may recall Jeremy Ricky’s recent murder due to a cardinal named Fish. (rest in pieces)

you may recall my role as Alexander Darkilton, accompanying Keavy-Jane and Darkbird during their hunts.

I recently retired that role after Jeremy Ricky’s passing and returned to my normal life.

You may think the recent darkbird update to be the last from the Keen-Eyed Searchers.

Maybe that will all change.

I was casually reading Project Hail Mary with my picture of Stephie Nancie when i saw a notification that a package had arrived. Strange. I didn’t order anything..

When i went to the parcel locker to check..it was a package from…Sparkbird? I didn’t order any merch so i was just as confused as you probably are right now reading this.

I took it to my lair (which was pretty dusty due to my recent retirement), and opened it. Could it be just free merch? Could it be- OH MY LORD.

Jeremy Ricky’s dead corpse?

I wasn’t exactly sure what to make of this. Was it a threat? A peace offering? Perhaps a request to continue the Keen-Eyed Searchers alliance??

For now, his remains rest in the bubble wrap, in the mysterious box.

Now we are left with the question- what shall i do with these remains?

Alexander Darkilton out.

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update from darkbird:

i was moments away from negotiating with ricky jeremy when i heard the bloodcurdling scream of a maximum-security snail. i hurried to jeremy ricky’s coffee pot enclosure and found this ghastly scene.

rip patty. slew in her prime, and at the height of her career.

alexander darkilton lay nearby, alive but running out of time. i administered several bandaids and his condition stabilized.

we will stop at nothing to put an end to jeremy ricky. he knows too much. (all the lyrics to “piano man,” for instance. it’s insufferable.)

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my friend made this in memorial of Patty the maximum security snail (iykyk)

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how i genuinely feel after starting the most unhinged silly @sparkbirdmusic drama surrounding a fondant cake topper who is 2nd cousins with a certain opossum on the cover art for Free, Freer, Free named Ricky Jeremy, causing sparkbird to enter their villain arc and the sparkflock turning against them and demand that the cake topper be free freer freed, basically becoming part of the sparklore for eternity:

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update from Alexander Hamilton:

@sparkbirdmusic

(to clarify: i lowkey left my villain arc so im just alexander hamilton again..after 3 whole months)

made an attempt to resurrect jeremy ricky via the song resurrection by stephan nance.

(i also made an attempt to play the specific part in the song Sparkbird by…Sparkbird that says “will you finally resurrect the time i’ve killed” but sadly it didn’t work.)

resurrection successful.

he’s currently wandering around in the new environment known as my old lair. as i’ve been nursing him back to his original health, he keeps telling me about the last thing he saw before death was a bilateral gynandromorph northern cardinal named Fish. probably not too important.

alexander hamilton out.

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i made a video essay on the darkbird lore, it should be up on my youtube channel @Alex_Ham51 very soon. it’s still uploading i fear