(I made this with G1 in mind but it can be read in any continuity frfr)
Imagine like falling asleep on a decepticon like Skywarp, rumble and frenzy, or whoever (im sayin Skywarp and the terror twins cuz they’re likely to pull ts) or sum shit on a day when he don’t wanna do his duties, and accidentally starting the excuse of “I can’t, the fleshie fell asleep on me” throughout the base or whateva. Expect to just get randomly dragged away and told to sleep by some bot just cuz they don’t wanna do shit lol.
I lowk feel like this could apply to the autobots aswell, not necessarily in a excuse way but in a ‘aww the human trusts me, I must guard them till I wake up’ sorta way (could also be an excuse though, ya never know)
Eventually you fall asleep on Starscream and he immediately pulls the “The human has fallen asleep on me! Therefore, I, Starscream, am the new leader of the Decepticons” card, only for him to be whacked upside the helm.
Yandere G1 Decepticons w/ an Autobot darling whose outlier ability is using Toon Force.
The G1 show already has a bunch of wacky shit in it, so you fit right in! They've been trying to capture you for eons so Shockwave can test on you, then brainwash you so you'll be on their side. Unfortunately for them, you slip through their grasp every time―quite literally. You only get caught when you want to, and even that means something bad for them.
You're a fixation that's vexed their faction for so long that they're obsessed.
Your shenanigans have included:
Looking at nothing in particular, shushing, and then dropping an anvil on Starscream's head.
You put up misleading signs that always seem to get them. "That blasted Autobot has tricked us once again!? How hard is it for your buffoons to realize their poorly painted signage is fake!"
Swapping Soundwave's cassettes with large human ones that play obnoxious music and/or sound effects.
Oh, Primus. The sound effects that you're able to conjure up nearly drive their processors to frying. You're worse than Jazz.
Kissing them to stun them during pivotal battle moments.
Disguising yourself as Megatron and giving fake orders.
Making them fall on their pedes right in front of you. Okay, some of them may just be that clumsy, but they still blame it on your outlier ability.
Switching the entirety of their energon reserves with dyed water cubes.
Grabbing their afts and making honking noises as you do so.
Switching out Starscream's null ray beams with confetti.
Sneaking past their security to glue googly eyes all over Shockwave's helm.
Switching their data pads with paper and crayon.
The list goes on. Yes, Megatron has a physical list with all of the things you have done. It is comically long, and for some reason the paper is indestructible.
They all want you so fucking bad that it's pathetic. Their optics have hearts in them when they see you. When they've been knocked on their afts, small versions of you flutter around their helm. Sometimes they can't even speak properly in your vicinity.
Megatron will never forget saying "awooga" when he saw you standing behind Prime.
Optimus dislikes you being out in the field for this reason. He's all about a bit of fun when absolutely kicking Decepticon aft, but it's becoming too dangerous. They'll gang up on you, ignoring the other Autobots. They'll only remember the presence of other bots when they attempt to come to your aid.
Besides, if they learn your weakness, then you're done for. A secret so sound that no one dares utter it: using your outlier ability too much can put you into a suspended stasis. It's happened before, but the Decepticons have never seen it. You always push yourself too hard. It's reckless.
Thankfully your Toon Force always seems to be on your side.
VHAOS I'VE MISSED YOU SO SOO MUCH!💗💜🌌 And as an request i have something special, since im over the MOON for your storys i wanted to request how TFP ALL of the Autobots and Decepticons would be like if thare s/o has
Wait for it...
VERY BIG AND VERY THICC THIGHS PLUS VERYYYY MASSIVE AND VERYYYY JUICE CHEST PLATE, im sorry if this is a bit 👀spicy👀 i know, but I had this request in mind for DAYS!
I hope your doing well and DO NOT overwork yourself im begging you🙏
Anyway
🌌💜💗LOVE YOU💗💜🌌
MOON-BESTIEEE, I've missed you too /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ LOVING THE REQUEST, as a chubby girly with thick thighs I approve. ~(￣▽￣)~*
(TFP) Autobots & Decepticons w/ Cybertronian!Reader who is THICC
WARNINGS: Kind of suggestive. Reader is a cybertronian, gender neutral and with a predetermined frame type: bigger body type, thick thighs, aft and big chest. Romantic leaning (reader is in a relationship with the bots: individual).
OPTIMUS PRIME
He can't help but sigh in love whenever he sees you - you are a walking dream with such a precious frame that not only makes you look attractive, but shows off your strength.
Whenever Optimus gets the chance to hold you, he finds comfort on leaning his helm against your chestplate or thighs. He always asks if its okay, of course! (Melts whenever you coo at him or caress his helm.)
Even when you two are already together, Optimus is quite shy and can't help but get all timid and blushy around you. A big shy nerd and his badass big conjux.
BUMBLEBEE
Another shy mech, but a little bit more brave to show his affections towards you. Loves to snuggle his faceplate against yours and hug you.
Bumblebee always plays your fave Earth music and dance with you (may or may not have once played Baby's got back by Sir Mix-A-Lot.)
Once it's night time and you two are all alone, Bee begs to have you sit on his lap and let him keep his servos on your hips or thighs and touch, grope and caress. Loves to beep praises to you and how pretty you are.
RATCHET
Thicc thighs save lives and he knows it.
Ratchet is both a tsundere that is quick to get all embarrassed (and needy) whenever you show off your frame and a pro at flirting and knowing what to say to make you melt.
Any little insecurity you have about your big frame is met with his sincere and energetic praising. He is ready to kiss you down and remind you why your frame is perfect.
May or may not want to have your thighs crush his helm wHO SAID THAT
ARCEE
Sits on your lap or has you sitting on her lap. (She can take it, don't worry!!!)
Gets all flustered whenever you carry her around. "Your frame is perfect to carry around, Cee!" - and you then are met with all the praises and compliments in the world from her.
Arcee is ready to go after anyone who is mean and tries to say something bad about your big frame - you are perfect! And as the Pits she will let anyone say anything bad about it!
If you are comfortable with it, she will always keep her servo on your hips, thighs or aft.
BULKHEAD
A mech with a big frame with a significant other that is also a big frame? Sign him up! A powerful duo full of support and love!
He is such a gentleman, Bulkhead is over heels for you and is all ready to kiss the floor you walk on.
Your number 1 fan - loves how you show your strength and the pride and love you have for your big frame. But if you ever need some supportive words, he is ready to remind you how much he loves you.
Gets all blushy and shy when he gets to lay his helm on your thick thighs or touch them. A thigh guy definitely.
WHEELJACK
Down bad for you and a total menace.
Is not shy to flirt with you, whisper some sweet spicy nothings and grope here and there (only if you had consented and feel comfy with it, of course!)
Wheeljack is a danger to society, whistles at you and even howls when you show off your hips, thighs, chest or your whole frame in general. (Please, sit on my face coded.)
SMOKESCREEN
Primus. This mech loves you like crazy.
He is a constant "look at my hot S/O!" and enlist every little thing that he loves about your frame, your personality, your everything! Your number #1 fan.
While Smokescreen would be all over the moon to have you sit on his lap, he also melts and gets all shy if you have him sitting on your own lap. He would even be all like "Oh my, such a beautiful bot is flirting with me!" and you two had been dating for a long while, what a silly goose.
ULTRA MAGNUS
Another painfully shy bot, tries desperately to always keep himself collected and serious. But when you are around he gets all anxiously-lovestruck and even more if you pay attention to him!
Needs an extra push to have him put his servos over you - even if you had already told him that it was okay to touch, Ultra Magnus wishes to be nothing but the best for you.
When you two are alone, he feels in heaven having you on his lap, holding you close and whispering sweet nothings to you. Wants you to sit on his face wHO SAID THAT
CLIFFJUMPER
Is like a middle between Wheeljack and Bumblebee - Loudly expresses his love for you but is also veeeryyy romantic for it (sometimes silly, but it's because he loves you so much).
Cliffjumper is always eager to carry you around as much as possible (if he is able to, of course, but he'll try!!) Even more if you had ever expressed not linking your frame and wished to be smaller in shape. Not on his watch! He is ready to make his sweetspark feel beautiful!
If you have a big chestplate he is constantly resting his helm on it, too. "Let me help you, babe - they look heavy." (Just another menace)
MEGATRON
Y'all watch out - Megatron is all in to leave bite marks, grope and what not to any type of thickness you have.
He loathes the idea of others staring at your plump assets and is very possessive. Snarls and growls but at your touch he is quick to melt (and sometimes bark as he wants a bite of that cake!)
Always has you sitting on his lap. And he will actually make you sit on his face.
STARSCREAM
The size difference has him going wiiild but it's too flustered to touch, move, or even breathe the same air you breathe.
If he ever hears someone talk bad about your frame, he goes full banshee and destroys whoever spoke ill about you (Verbally or physically? Who knows, but he destroys in your name).
Starscream becomes all blushy and shy if you hug him or have him sit on your lap, lay on your thighs or rest his helm on your chestplate.
Needs to,,, to have his helm crushed,,, b by your thighs
SOUNDWAVE
Would definitely tease you by groping your aft or thighs with his tentacles (w/ consent of courseee)
Whenever you are all alone with him, Soundwave would request to be allowed to caress your frame with his digits - it makes his spark flutter.
Takes photos of you and shows them to you - you always look drop dead gorgeous in them.
KNOCKOUT
The most hot couple of them all fr fr
Knockout is always praising you and giving you every single love nickname in the book, holds you close and just showers you in kisses.
Another menace - is happy to grope your aft, thighs and give you the most berthroom optics while resting his chin on your chest.
"My soon-to-be-conjux is better than yours" mech.
BREAKDOWN
He is a gentlemech to the heart, but when possible and in the mood, Breakdown becomes a menace.
Whistles whenever he gets to see you kick afts, you look so hot!
He would also be the type of significant other to always have one of his servos on your aft or hips. Always.
SHOCKWAVE
Your frame type is NOT illogical. It's PERFECTION.
You are the only one to see this mech actually prove he has feelings - Shockwave always sighs enamoured whenever he places his optic on you.
Big chest couple... just sAYING-
AIRACHNID
You are her most precious treasure from her collection.
Will be a menace by touching, pinching or groping any thickness of your frame and even purr when she catches you getting all shy.
Airachnid would love to cuddle and show you off to others.
Just like Megatron, she is all in on marking you.
PREDAKING, DARKSTEEL & SKYLYNX
Predaking prefers your hips and thighs, is always snuggling his helm against them and whispering sweet nothings to you.
Darksteel is more an aft mech, his praises are full of dirty talking and is all eager to mark you.
Skylynx loves your chest, is more bashful at the idea of touching it but melts in the moment when you allow him to lay his helm on it.
DREADWING & SKYQUAKE
Dreadwing would be like Breakdown - is a gentlemech that gets all over you at any display of your strength or showing off your frame with pride. But he is also eager to keep a servo over you or leave a mark.
Skyquake another menace who is ready to throw servos at whoever stares at you for too long or says something bad about your frame. You are hot, perfect and his.
VEHICONS
They are always gushing about you.
They are all ready and eager to please you to be allowed at the end of the day to touch or just feel your frame close to theirs.
The Vehicons are your own fan club, but all of them are painfully shy - show off your frame and soon they will get all ready to get active.
Who was going to fucking tell me about Makeshift? My fatass didn't remember him (still not adding him tho) (ﾉ*･ω･)ﾉ Vhaos out!
TFP! Starscream x (Human Female!) Reader 18+ “An Opportunity”
Nobody asked for this but here’s some valve eating with starscream. This is a short one, I just needed it out of my system badly. All nsfw under the cut.
Warnings and tags: Toxic relationship, might be a little dub-con, starscream is his own warning, reader has wet cat energy to him, master pet, no fluff, vaginal sex, rough sex, valve eating, no orgasm for the reader. Word count: 855
The second you came up for air you felt your head press back down against his slick heat. You needed some air in your lungs, but he needed you. The bridge of your nose grazed against his anterior node as he angled your head further up towards. Finally, you could breathe, rather than suffocate from lapping at his entrance.
Sharp metallic claws were positioned painfully tight around your scalp, working as your guide. With the new angle you realized he wanted you to go back to showing his anterior node some attention. So you did just that.
You hollowed out your cheeks gently sucking the mesh protrusion, earning a particularly loud growl from his vocalizer. “Surely you’re equipped to perform, better than that.”
You felt the tips of his clawed digits press against your scalp. Just a reminder of how sharp and accessible they are. The seeker was merely bluffing, probably. Whether you excelled at servicing him or failed, you’d still receive the same warnings and threats.
Starscream’s anterior node was unlatched from your mouth for you to stroke it in quick circles with the tip of your tongue. A moan left his intake this time. The wings attached to his spinal-strut fluttered against the berth.
More of his lubricant washed down your chin, its heated essence almost too hot for your skin. For once, this time you were happy that he mass-displaced to do this. The time that he hadn’t you were practically drowning in his p-
His upper interface panel discharged. A fully pressurized spike captured your attention. The gray plating stretched out as the protoform under the seams swelled. That upward curve of it hiding your view of his weeping tip.
You watched as he tightly wrapped his clawed servo around his length. His spike twitched the minute he started pumping it in his fist. Your legs seemed weak and unsteady for a moment.
The sight of it caused your bare cunt to moisten more than it already had. Your tongue ceased its movements around his anterior node, as his spike was the only thing you could focus on. “Stopping without me commanding you to? How daring of you.”
A sharp pain in your scalp brought your back to your senses. So daft of you to stop servicing your master before he overloaded. Your mouth latched back around his anterior node, sucking and swirling your tongue around the swollen mesh.
His ex-vents increased in volume followed by a low guttural moan. His servo tightly fisting his spike with you sucking around his anterior node had his internal calipers spasming hard. Those plush lips of yours took care of his sensitive bundle like no other.
Perhaps that was one of your very few good qualities from being human. Soon his cooling fans began to whir loudly, a processor-numbing pleasure encroached upon his systems like an ambush. A few loud raspy groans, a shiver of his frame, and the Decepticon’s valve was overloading down the lower half of your face.
“Get up here NOW!”
You removed yourself from in between his spread leg-struts, just to be grabbed and pulled upward by him. His big servos placed you on your back and parted your legs, giving himself an angle at your wet slit. A free servo slapped his heavy spike against your folds, forcing a moan out of you.
With one thrust he split you open and pounded at your sex at an obscene pace. His hip-struts left the back of your ass and thighs stinging every time his metal frame made contact against yours. Your walls gripped him unbelievably tight with every plunge.
Coaxingly fluttering around him whenever the tip of his spike bashed up against your sensitive cervix, causing you both to moan. His interface casing rubbed against your throbbing clit causing you to spasm and send him spiraling. One. Two. Three. Was all the thrusts it took for him to paint your walls a bright blue.
He pulled out halfway through his overload, much to your dismay, letting the rest of his transfluid spurts stain your inner thighs. He disabled the mass-displacement module and accepted a comm from another Decepticon. His semi pressurized spike bobbed at his hip-struts as he paced around his quarters.
He seemed aggravated with whoever was on the other end of the comm. “Yes… Mighty Megatron.” A hint of sarcasm in his tone was evident.
His red optics glared at seemingly nothing while tucking his spike back into its array casing. His interface panel concealed it once more as he simply exited his quarters with a slam of the metal sliding door.
Your eyes went wide when you realized he hadn’t shoved you back into your cage. For once you were left unattended while out in the open. Your eyes flicked over to those floor height vents with conveniently human-sized spaces in between the grating. An opportunity?
Suddenly he returned back to his quarters with his optics narrowed in on you, there was an expression of irritation on his faceplate. He moved to return you back to that dreaded metal cage with a tired sigh. Maybe another day.
Does Knockout become Yandere for Soundwave's (I guess now Starscream's) human darling?
Yes! I plan on making all the Decepticons yandere for Soundwave's darling! And maybe the Autobots too if I'm feeling ambitious. And since you guys have been oh so Patient with me, please enjoy some bonus content!
Yandere Soundwave x reader: chat messages [PROLOGUE] YOU
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S0μndW@ve
U up?
R3ad3r_Bl00ps
Well now I am
Tf u want bro???
S0μndW@ve
Two weeks ago you stated that you're ex cheated on you
R3ad3r_Bl00ps
Yea? So?
S0μndW@ve
Earlier I reviewed your chat logs with him because I had noticed he messaged you, is it true you hooked up with him last night
R3ad3r_Bl00ps
BRO WHAT
WDYM YOU REVIEWED MY CHATLOGS W HIM????????
S0μndW@ve
Do not deflect, did you hook up with him?
R3ad3r_Bl00ps
.....Perchance
But he's changed! I swear!
S0μndW@ve
Incorrect
I looked through his chatlogs with others, he is currently dating three women, and in a “situationship” with two men
R3ad3r_Bl00ps
......What
S0μndW@ve
I have informed all of his “Sidepiece's” of his infidelity
Ok so I'm having violent thoughts about being the gen1 Decepticons favorite human.
Like imagine you work as a power plant worker and hate your job so here are these big robots who want to steal stuff from your job. Let's fucking go!
None of them are sure how it happened but you became somewhat of a pet? In a semi healthy way? Hanging around the ship because you have nothing else in your life except these aliens.
Imagine Soundwave creating a type of transformation system so you can safely get to the ship. And you bring in plants and stuff to decorate the ship so its not so lifeless. Making the main area a mini garden (headcannon Soundwave would take care of them with you)
Shockwave gets so lonely and has been for 4 million years so when the Decepticons are out fighting the autobots and you're at the ship you guys just chat. Shockwave is very curious about life on earth and you're very curious about cybertron so you lowkey become besties.
Youd have to sit on one of the Decepticons shoulders at all time since you're so tiny you've learned it's safer on one of their shoulders. You just get to sit up there, and while you don't quite csre/understand what any of the meetings are about you still hang out during them.
Rumble and Frenzy are your same size so you guys immediately become besties. You basically get added to Soundwaves children because of your relationship with the twins. The pranks yall pull on Starscream are epic.
Just this thought has been swirling around fir a long time. Like YIPPIE
