#alexanderandthomas

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Confession

Thomas: James, I have to tell you something

Thomas: I'm in love with Alexander...

James: *sips water* ...and?

Thomas: I...thought you'd be more surprised

James: oh sorry, *sips water* *does a spit take on Burr next to him* aND??

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If You Had to Choose

Hamilton: if I was stuck in a room with Aaron Burr and Thomas Jefferson with a gun loaded with two bullets,

Madison: we get it, you'd shoot Thomas twice...

Hamilton: what? No

Hamilton: I'd give the gun to Burr to shoot me twice

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The Third Wheel

Thomas: I thought you didn't like me?

Alexander: I thought YOU didn't like me...

Madison: *third wheeling af* hey I like both of you on some level of acceptance, but can we please finish this meeting so I can home?

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Madison: when Burr is bald, people think it's "cool", the kids call it "hip", "it's gansta," but when I'm losing a few hair strands a week, suddenly I'm "too stressed for work" "maybe you should take some time off, Madison" "maybe you're getting to old, Madison"

Jefferson: James, you're losing hair abnormally fast. Perhaps you're working too hard...

Madison: *visibly stressed, hasn't slept, blood shot eyes* What makes you think that?!!

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Jamilton Shipper Be Like

Someone: me and him would never be in a relationship, we go like Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson

Me: That's a bad example,

Someone: ??

Me: Their love was tragic...

Someone: ...why do I even talk to you?