#alexmorganjfc

[loganpls]

{text} i will fucking cut chop your dick into the tiniest slices and feed it to birds if u don't keep uR MOUTH SHUT YOU DIRTY HOE

[text]: that’s going to take you a long time....[text]: did you actually do it[text]: that photo of it sure does look like the one you showed me[text]: be nice to me or I tell everyone

[zayngtg]

♋

ｂａｓｉｃｓ:

WHO OF US IS:

Older? yours/mineTaller? yours/mineRicher? yours/mineNeater? yours/mineNicer? yours/mineSmarter? yours/mineFunnier? yours/mine

ａｄｖａｎｃｅｄ:

Who is a better friend? yours/mineWho lies the most? yours/mineWho swears the most? yours/mineWho reads more? yours/mineWho is more creative? yours/mineWho is more troubled? yours/mineWho has better morals? yours/mine

[piperleexo-blog]

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CALLER ID;

ALLLLEX!!

RINGTONE;

Jaws theme (bc remember when they used to draw on each others face w/ sharpie?)

PICTURE;

[loutomvalleys-blog]

[text] (: (: (: thank u. you're such a good friend, pal

[ text ] ; damn right, i am. 

[loutomvalleys-blog]

[text] are u really trying to get rid of me // [text] EXCUSE ME FOR TEXTING U. whatever I'll just go hang out w my boyfriend and never text u ever again. ur such a pain in my ass

[ text ] ; IT’S A FUCKING JOKE YOU MORON COME BACK // [ text ] ; YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS. I AM GOING TO COOK FOR YOU AND YOU’RE GOING TO LIKE IT DAMMIT.

[loutomvalleys-blog]

[text] WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME / [text] when will u feed me that's what's important here

[ text ] ; BECAUSE I WANT TO AND IT PESTERS THE FUCK OUT OF YOU // [ text ] ; dammit, when are you free???? isn’t this what your man is supposed to do? 

[loutomvalleys-blog]

[text] what do you mean "what if I don't miss you"???? Shut up, of course you do. You get the blessing of my presence out of this

[ text ] ; you don’t know that for a fact. and if you don’t miss me, why should i miss you? as if living in a house with you isn’t enough of your daily presence. 

[loutomvalleys-blog]

[text] if I do miss you, I won't admit it. IF I do. / [text] but because YOU miss ME, you should make me some really good dinner. I'll be expecting the best from you.

[ text ] ; AND you do, but okay. // [ text ] ; if you’re expecting so much of me, what do i get out of this? what if i DON’T miss you?