#alexxpavlov

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cal ➳ alex

Cal: How did your NYE go? Did you smooch anyone at midnight?

Cal: I know, it's weird with it not being me for the first time in a handful of years. But I trust you made do.

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CELL PHONE HEADCANONS send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:

                          - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

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                           - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

                          - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

mOBSCENE — marilyn manson

                          - my muse’s last text to your muse

Mila: Oh... in that case, yeah. Let's just hire and event planner.

Mila: When is it?

Mila: also... how attached are we to the idea of Brodie McGregor like... living?

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cal ➳ alex

Cal: Hey.

Cal: You're fucking stupid.

Cal: Just wanted to remind you.

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cal ➳ alex

cal: i know we don't have plans today but i need to pull your ear for something.

cal: not for business shit. but you know. still.

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5 best people in your life

     5 things you want to know about the muse.

      “ jade lucas - my aunt. she’s the only person on this planet i’m afraid of, and that’s because i’ve seen what she can do with a wooden spoon when i misbehave. granted, i’m bigger than she is now, by a longshot, but that fear doesn’t disappear just because you stand a head taller than her. she could absolutely kick my ass. ”

      “ drago pavlov. i owe a lot to him for taking a shot on me. he had his faults but he was human, and he certainly showed sympathy for a displaced shithead like myself. i’ll argue until my last breath that he was a good man. ”

      “ alex pavlov, obviously. he’s my other half, my better half. the amount of shit that he and i have gotten into over the course of our time together is understated. besides, he and i look so good standing next to each other, it’s a fucking pity for anyone else in the room. they just don’t measure up. ”

      “ mila minkova. but you don’t deserve and explanation why. she’s just better than you. and hotter. ”

      “ remi fisher. she’s a pain in the ass, but she’s my pain in the ass. if she learned how to be terrifying from jade, she’d take a medal as the shortest person i know that’s also the most dangerous. but as it is, she’s a little shrimpy tree-hugger. harmless. adorable. ”

@alexxpavlov, @shcwclf, @remifisher

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Alex: smash or pass?

     smash or pass. @alexxpavlov

      “ if you pass on alex, you’re blind and an idiot. of course, the question then becomes would he smash you. the consensus says no. none of you are good enough for the man with three closets full of suits all worth 10k and up. ”

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Smash or pass + Alex

     smash or pass. @alexxpavlov

      “ you bet your ass if i swung that way i’d smash the fuck out of aleksandr pavlov. smash. ---as it is, if he ever wanted to tag-team someone (preferably not his sister, that’s gross), i’m always here. he knows how to contact me. ”

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   for telepathy into cal’s brain.

      “ i know he has a package of sour candy on him somewhere. he’s like a little old babushka, always has candy on him. how strange would it be to just pocket check him? nah, i’ve done it before. he probably has it in the inside jacket pocket, or the front pocket. i’m going to do it. he holds out on me too much. i need inspiration to do anything and a sour warhead is exactly that motivation. ”