5 best people in your life
5 things you want to know about the muse.
“ jade lucas - my aunt. she’s the only person on this planet i’m afraid of, and that’s because i’ve seen what she can do with a wooden spoon when i misbehave. granted, i’m bigger than she is now, by a longshot, but that fear doesn’t disappear just because you stand a head taller than her. she could absolutely kick my ass. ”
“ drago pavlov. i owe a lot to him for taking a shot on me. he had his faults but he was human, and he certainly showed sympathy for a displaced shithead like myself. i’ll argue until my last breath that he was a good man. ”
“ alex pavlov, obviously. he’s my other half, my better half. the amount of shit that he and i have gotten into over the course of our time together is understated. besides, he and i look so good standing next to each other, it’s a fucking pity for anyone else in the room. they just don’t measure up. ”
“ mila minkova. but you don’t deserve and explanation why. she’s just better than you. and hotter. ”
“ remi fisher. she’s a pain in the ass, but she’s my pain in the ass. if she learned how to be terrifying from jade, she’d take a medal as the shortest person i know that’s also the most dangerous. but as it is, she’s a little shrimpy tree-hugger. harmless. adorable. ”
@alexxpavlov, @shcwclf, @remifisher
