#alhaithamkin

[little-lucub]

Alhaitham snow leopard kin headcanon :33c

(not really a headcanon since i am alhaithamkin and also a snow leopard kin but hey you get what i mean)

Pls create more non/alterhuman headcannns of any character ever pls i need them ioehfshdf

Transparent under cut! F2U :3c

[fictionkinfessions]

Kaveh? I am. So sorry for how I treated you... I was a really shitty roommate and an even worse friend... my feelings towards you were complicated after what happened, and I didn't know how to handle it so I was really, really stupid about it... I'm so so sorry. -Alhaitham

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Am I Alhaitham AND King Deshret or an Alhaitham who WAS King Deshret..... top 10 questions science can't answer!

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Just played my (alhaitham's) story quest and Im so!

Im not being crazy toxic to Kaveh oh my god Im just a low-empathy autistic and thus bad at adding in the little "I do actually care about you" tone behind my insults. Kaveh knows Im not being mean on purpose can we please not act like Im abusing him or smth. (p.s. Kaveh, look u said we hate eachother now and Im SO good at pretending to do that be proud of me please 🥺 /hj)

THE "I JOKINGLY TELL KAVEH TO PAY FOR SHIT WHEN I DONT ACTUALLY WANT HIM TO" WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE CANON HYV PLEAAASE I FEEL SO BAD FOR ALL OF THAT WHY'D U MAKE IT CANONNN. IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED A SILLY "MY TL" THING THAT I FEEL RANDOMLY GUILTY ABT CAUSE I KNOW HOW TO MAKE THINGS SOUND JOKEY NOW PLEAAASE WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE CANONNNNNNV FDBSGKBDSGKS

Kaveh I miss u I wanna be mean to u again (but with proper tone this time. I've learned tone SOOO much better in this life u'd be sooo proud of me for real you'd be SO proud I prommy 🥺🥺🥺 (Sorry I got random brainrot of wanting u to be proud of me I promise Im more normal than this))

And. Not Alhaitham but Dottore note. (might be a bit too dark of a joke for the blog, if so just cut out this next part mpc ❤)

Siraj u stole my look AND my tropes and were bad at executing both of them. "Alhaitham said my idea was bad" isnt good motivation AND we all know that manipulating people into ur hivemind isnt cool anymore, the REAL hiveminds make robots around their severed limbs. Fuckin poser 😎 /silly

~Alhaitham 🕯♟

p.s. Not rly needed but I wanna add that Kaveh was my FRIEND. We grew up together and he knew me better than anyone but dont read this as romantic please we were not romantic. (not shipping issue mpc, kinda just an overexplained big ole /p at the end of this kinfession cause Im VERY long winded rn sowwy)

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Hyv: [posts new xiao trailer showing off his traumas]

Me, a Xiao and Alhaitham kinnie who doesnt have either of them: HYV PLEASE IM SUPPOSED TO BE STAYING NEUTRAL BETWEEN MY MES TIL I CAN PULL, STOP TEMPTING ME TO NOSE DIVE INTO XIAO FULL FORCE.

I WANNA DO SILLY WISHING ROULETTE. I GOTTA STAY NEUTRAL. HYV YOU SLY DOGS STOP TEMPTING MEEEEEEE.

I KNOW IVE SKIPPED XIAO TWICE ALREADY BUT PLEASE. STAHP.

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[MINOR WARNING FOR GENSHIN LEAKS]

Me to my friend the other day: oh haha you kinned the blue lady that people cant decide if its Focalors or Neuvillette. U kin one Ill kin the other lmaooo

Said friend in my dms this morning: Hey Neuvillette is a man and fits your kintropes

Twitter: Heres sketches of Neuvillette showing he fits your kintropes even more

Me: I GOTTA STOP MAKING JOKES ABT KINNING CERTAIN CHARACTERS MAN.

~Now slightly qkinning Neuvillette 🕯♟️

P.s. I already kin Alhaitham... will I never be free of babysitting archons? Sigh. (/affectionate teasing)

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Cyno.

The more I recall from my past, the less confident I become. It hurts my pride to admit it, but without you I would have lost it a lot earlier. You were the only one who believed in me. You knew that this life was but a trial to the next.

I nearly called you Kasala when we first properly met; I had seen you in the Akademiya but once you donned your true clothes… The shiver I felt when we first made eye contact was a mere pale flame to the roar in my chest at that moment.

We did not have the best history, but we came back together. You helped me recover from Kaveh, too. You always believed me when nobody did, even him. …Thank you.

♢ al-Haitham.

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For medicanons:

I was Autistic as Razor (both normal and the au tls) as Alhaitham, and as Dottore (all tls). As Im fairly certain I am in this life.

And for sure had adhd in several other tls, possibly in the ones mentioned above too.

Now for some thoughts on the mentioned kins.

Most people already hc Razor as autistic, so if I ever wanted content its certainly out there. Theres not much to say here. It simply Was(tm)

But.

Ngl I feel bad about it for Dottore! Feels like bad stereotypical representation. (Where alhaitham feels like good "stereotypical" rep) Like cmon. The evil guy who turned himself into dozens of robots and has no empathy because he hates humanity is autistic? Wow great job definitely not problematic. 🙄 But at least I know the feeling is my own purity culture rotted brain trying to make me feel bad. Not any. Actual problems.

Anyway for Alhaitham. Most people hc me as autistic. I mean its basically canon with how Im written lets be honest. But I wish people who disagree with the hc would stop acting like we hc this to "excuse his treatment of Kaveh"??? Excuse me? Nobodys excusing it. We're fucking explaining why it exists despite them clearly being best friends you absolute dolt. Maybe dont act like autism is an excuse for shitty behavior??? Wtf man.

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