Jake: So basically um. What i was thinking of was um—
Brobot: *Smacks him*
Jake: Aw fuck i cant believe youve done this.
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Jake: So basically um. What i was thinking of was um—
Brobot: *Smacks him*
Jake: Aw fuck i cant believe youve done this.
29 and 30!
(Answered the first one!)
30. pick one of your favorite quotes.
“I don’t wanna feel like I’m not me, and to be honest I don’t even know why I let myself get down in the first place.”
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I’M. A. HUGE. METALHEAD. I LOVE METAL!! Not only is it stimmy for me, but it just makes me feel more masc (Even if that’s a biiit embarrassing) as well. My favourite band and the first band I ever loved is Blind Guardian! Arch Enemy is a close contender!
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minecraft deserves lapis armor, even if it would probably suck. i think it would be cool if it somehow affected enchantments, since lapis is the medium you use for enchantments :0
speaking of that, is lapis magical in some way?? since it’s only good for enchanting, my guess would be yes
I know I already did but please go off on greyface ms gale
( spoilers for mother: cognitive dissonance and a WHOLE lot of caps ahead )
From what you have played of it... momther (inculding cogdis if you want!)
HELL YEAH I'M INCLUDING COGDIS
favorite male character: ninten / niiue
favorite female character: paula / cerue
least favorite character: [bass-boosted child porky theme]
favorite ship: ness/paula, but only queerplatonically
favorite friendship: jeff/tony, and the applechasers collectively
favorite quotes (off top of my head):
"In this insane place, love is all that stands between us and the great beyond." - niiue
"I'd like to educate the zombies by teaching them about God." - church girl
worst character death: COGDIS CHAP 5...
"this made me so happy you have no idea" moment: larice using pk starstorm, ness pp stalling his nightmare and paula surviving against giygas using guts
saddest moments: the homesick call in moonside struck a personal chord, my burnout in cogdis between chaps 5 and 6, the cogdis mothership and the final boss
favorite location: the 8th m2 sanctuary and m1's magicant! but i do also enjoy moonside's aesthetic
spawn egg, potion, and herobrine?
favorite mob: endermen!! funky tall glowy dudes
if you could turn into any mob, what would you be: hmm. is this just hostile mobs or type? hostile i’d probably be like an endermite or something hgkfhgl. squirmy wormy that also emits particles for some reason. as for any mob, probably the pufferfish. puffs up when people get too close, stick it in a bucket and it’ll just chill. that’s a mood
any minecraft headcanons, creatures or characters: ok so headcanons. you know how redstone is like a conductor of sorts? for something like electricity?? well lapis being the main ingredient for enchanting makes me feel like it’s the same but for magic energy. so like,,, basically lapis is a medium for magic and we (the players) just don’t have the capabilities to use it any further than simple enchanting
(headcanon highkey inspired by this post, its the thing that got me thinking about it)
and i do have characters!! dont have any pics of them rn, but i have my sona prince and also my enderman bean!!! prince is literally just me if i could actually live in minecraft, and bean is a shy lil dude who’s taken a liking to the player and keeps snatching their stuff lmao
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all i want for christmas is a space jam is not only my favourite christmas song, but also the best one. everything is better when it’s a space jam mashup.