#ali-kitkat rambles

[ali-kitkat]

Jason: Have you ever thought about what it'd be like to look God in the face and call them a bitch?

Plagg, sitting up from where he was laying: Marinette says it to me every day.

Marinette: It's true. Plagg, you're a bitch.

Jason: Pft.

[ali-kitkat]

not me listening to i wont say (im in love) from Hercules and thinking about marinette who made a bad deal and is unwillingly having to work with a villain. then having to fight damian/robin and her falling for him outside of the suits.

and also thinking about damian slowly learning more about this girl who has had her life torn apart by this villain and then to top it off theyre about to kill her to succeed in their plans and damian having to hold her while she dies.

[ali-kitkat]

guess who is about 1.5k into their newest fic?

its me

be proud

this is the most ive written in the shortest amount of time

[ali-kitkat]

so this thought popped in my head the other day, now it wont leave me alone and so i shall grace yall with it.

Marinette, sitting in the driver's seat of Jason's car: We're going on a trip on our favorite piece of shit.

Jason joining Marinette: Going ninety-five, we're gonna fuckin' die!!!

Damian, in the back: If we crash, I am going to murder you both.

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Marinette and Jason are siblings who have been reunited, they're sharing stories with each other.

Jason: What is the pettiest thing you have ever done.

Marinette: The pettiest thing I've ever done?

Jason: Yes.

Marinette, grinning: My university boyfriend, at the time, and I are dating, we've been together for almost half a decade now.

Jason: Wait are you talking about-

Marinette: Yes, that guy. Anyways, I find out that he's cheating on me and I'm livid. I want him to suffer. I still have the key to his apartment. So I go buy a bunch of different types of laxatives.

Jason, too shocked to say a word:

Marinette: I open every single sealed food or beverage he has, except I do not lace them with laxative. I close them up and put them back. I empty out the boxes and leave them on the counter, with his keys and a note that says, "Good luck trying to figure out what exactly was laced. Enjoy being single. -M" Then I left. I then left everything that he left at my apartment, as well as all of the things he bought me at his father and the look of surprise on that man's face when I told him what his son did is something I cherish to this day.

Jason: Oh my god, Pixie Pop that's brilliant. I'm doing it Dickless.

Marinette: I'm helping you. I'm still upset about him interrupting mine and Dami's date the other day.

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Marinette: I'm not saying arson would solve all of my problems but it certainly would make me feel better.

Jason, who is always down to commit any crime for his baby sister: Let's go grab some of B's good liquor and burn some shit down.

Damian, increasingly worried about his girlfriend but also wants to commit a war crime: I have a flamethrower as well as some of Richard's hairspray and multiple lighters.

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Damian, after watching his girlfriend do something stupid: How are you alive right now?

Marinette, tired and trying her best: Oh, my love. It's through sheer spite, not on my part though. The gods have decreed me humanity's problem.

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who wants a little one shot inspired by a very sad dream i had

yes

no

why tf would i want angst (yes ofc)

Voting ended onNov 4, 2023