May 4, 2013
Dixon: Let's be honest Syd...right now you waddle.
Sydney: I don't waddle.
Dixon: Ohhh yes you do.
Sydney: I'll admit, I may be a little less graceful, but I don't waddle.
Dixon: You're right. Actually it's more of a teeter.
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Dixon: Let's be honest Syd...right now you waddle.
Sydney: I don't waddle.
Dixon: Ohhh yes you do.
Sydney: I'll admit, I may be a little less graceful, but I don't waddle.
Dixon: You're right. Actually it's more of a teeter.
Marshall: I've had to do some alias magic a few times to save the day myself. Do you know what a spork is?
Danny: Sir, I love your daughter and I want to marry her. That's why I'm calling.
Jack: First of all, Danny, the truth is this is just a courtesy call. Like when you say to your neighbor, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night if that's all right with you." What you really mean is, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night."
Danny: Mr. Bristow--
Jack: Sydney doesn't give a damn what my opinion is. What interests me is that you do.
Danny: It's just a custom to call the father, that's all this is--
Jack: Well, then, I'll tell you what. I may become your father-in-law, that's just fine. But I will not be used as part of a charming little anecdote you tell your friends at cocktail parties so they can see what a quaint, old-fashioned guy Danny really is. Are we clear?
Danny: Yes, sir...
Jack: Good. Then welcome to the family.
that, kids, is called badassery. and you should have seen his face when he delivered the dialogue. you can't help but be highly entertained. x)