#aliasjunk

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I know I'm on the late train, but I started watching oitnb and ... I can't handle it. I'm emotional enough about my own goddamn life! I can't become emotionally invested in all these other lives!

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tagged by @sickchickadee

1) Go apple picking or go on a hay ride: hay rides 
2) Scary or sweet: scary 
3) Sweaters or boots: most definitely boots 4) Socks or mittens: socks 
5) Bonfires or football: bonfires


6) Trick or treating or watch scary movies: scary movies 7) Apple pie or pumpkin pie: PUMPKIN! 8) Halloween or thanksgiving: ... is this even a question? HALLOWEEN! 9) Bake pie or bake cookies: COOKIES! 10) Rain or fog: RAIN 


11) Black cats or owls: black cats 12) Ghosts or wizards: ... wizards? Unless we’re talking about Destiny ... then ghosts! l0l! 13) Hocus Pocus or Halloweentown: Hocus Pocus 14) Cinnamon or nutmeg: cinnamon 15) Candy apples or caramel apples: caramel apples

16) Coffee or apple cider: ... can i get chai?? 
17) Red leaves or orange leaves: red 
18) Braids or bows: braids
 19) Scented candles or the smell of fresh baked goods: baked goods 
20) Carve pumpkins or make pumpkin pie: carve pumpkins


21) Pumpkin spice lattes or chai tea lattes: chai! 
22) Coats or oversized sweaters: oversized sweaters 
23) Beanies or hoodies: beanies 24) Candy corn or peanut butter cups: neither 
25) S'mores or apple crisp: s’mores 
26) Jump in a pile of leaves or swing on a tire swing: tire swing 
27) Corn maze or haunted house: haunted housed 
28) Bob for apples or visit a pumpkin patch: pumpkin patch 
29) Whipped cream on hot chocolate or marshmallows on hot chocolate: BOTH! 
30) Scary movies or scary stories: scary movies 31) What are your plans for this Halloween?: not sure yet, but i love dressing up!

i’m tagging @avrdal @cosmic-noir ... and whoever else feels like they wanna do it. 

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me: OH! MY! GOD! do we have a pen that doesn't write all stupid in this house?!

bf: *looks at my notes* you're just writing notes ... you're the only one that's going to see them...

me: *glares at him fiercely* EXACTLY.

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really wanna rewatch ahs: coven

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Kinda wanna dye my hair black, kinda want to bleach it and do a lighter blue, kinda just want to leave it be ...

Ugh. I’m just bored with it, but I’m kinda tired of the maintenance. :/

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There needs to be a facepalm emoji

I would use that 95% of the time.

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Just a reminder: you either use “but” or “yet” not both. “but yet” is like saying “but but”.

I keep seeing it and it’s driving me NUTS!

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me: *wears Nirvana shirt*

some dude: What do you know about Nirvana?

me: *eyes mid roll* they're one of my favorite bands ...

dude: *not convinced* Oh yeah? whats your favorite song?

me: The Man Who Sold The World. You?!

dude: oh ... uh ... probably between Come As You Are or Smells Like Teen Spirit.

me: ...

me: *complete eyeroll*