[must-be-mythtaken]

Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual.

[must-be-mythtaken]

[gen-is-gone]

He can fence with either hand, if you catch my drift

[digitaldiscipline]

By this logic, which is utterly impeccable, so is Inigo.

[bipolar-bubbeleh]

Of course he is. That was the most flirtatious sword fight in cinematic history. You could literally cut the sexual tension with 2 swords.

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

*slams the reblog button so hard* This, THIS is the kind of content I want to see!

I remind you he convinced a notoriously murdery pirate captain to keep him alive via a Scheherezade Gambit, the specifics of which we never do learn about. 

[tittyblaster8000]

reblog if ur a real ice eater

[tittyblaster8000]

keep rebloggin fake ice eaters r gettin mad

[jean-luc-thiccard]

Tag yourself i’m sigh

[aliasjunk]

windows xp for sure, with a bit of sigh

[africant]

”I was never gonna let anyone see that they got to me.”

[aliasjunk]

I felt this ... I felt this so deep.

[veryfunnymemes]

[veryfunnymemes]

[revan-trevelyan]

Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.

[ube-makaveli]

This comic meant a whole lot to me. It was sincere in its depiction and treated the issue through the eyes of a grounded person. Not some godly hero saying everything is better than it seems, but a person trying his best before bringing her somewhere who can actually help.

[geekandmisandry]

Parents who would rather put gps on their kids without their knowledge and who check their phone activity instead of building a relationship based on mutual trust with their children are gross.

[aliasjunk]

I know for a fact that if the tech was available while I was younger my mom would have had me tracked. She would read my notes (this was before texting), check my browser history, look through my phone (once texting became a thing), would be furious if I locked my shit so she would take my phone and computer away and pay someone to bypass my shit. When she found out i was dating a girl (via my txt messages), she called my ex and made threats, and somehow found out my exes mom’s phone number and started calling her ...

I mean ... like psycho stuff. Lmao!

Now she acts like none of that ever happened.

[rubysevens]

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

[occasionallyomniscient]

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s

[aliasjunk]

^^^

I would be down to see a corny ass family friendly holiday comedy about these two chaotic good and chaotic evil uncles throwing it down, getting into some coocky hijinks, but some how save the day together.

[meanplastic]

“24, but go off” LMAOOOOO

[dont-touch-my-juice]

please watch this john mulaney bit from snl of him complaining about how computers ask us if we are robots it is hilarious 10/10 would recommend

[odinsblog]

This is an obvious threat to African American ex-prisoners, and the message is that the state will target and punish them with unreasonable prison sentences for voting, even while on probation.

”I don’t think I’ll ever vote again. That’s being honest. I’ll never vote again.” - Crystal Mason

This is the new Jim Crow. This is an example of how Texas disenfranchises Black voters and suppresses voter turnout.

This is why Black people are disproportionately arrested and injected into the criminal “justice” system for even the smallest infractions.

The threat of re-imprisonment is how you dissuade all Black former-prisoners from voting, “just in case.”

Can you even imagine how different the South would be - how different AMERICA would be, if so many states didn’t use the criminal justice system and prison as a means to suppress the Black vote?

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

the saddest sight in the world is a married couple at a musical and the wife is super excited and happy and the husband looks like he was dragged along and he’s making a big deal about how much he doesn’t want to be there and the wife gets embarrassed or ashamed. this isn’t a funny post, it’s actually heartbreaking and i see it happen at like every other musical i attend.

[pencilbent]

Yeah, as an usher what makes me sad is when I see wives clearly dressed in their Sunday best, beaming and buying merch and smiling at me as I hand them a program, toting some guy dressed in jeans and a sweatshirt who declines a program. And that’s at least a quarter of the couples who come in or more. Like come on man, she really loves this stuff, can’t you try to enjoy it for her at least?

[mademoiselleenjolras]

About as bad as when you see a big-eyed kid who looks like this is the greatest day of their life, all excited to see this show, and their parent/grandparent/aunt/Cousin/Friend/whoever they convinced to take them keeps making fun of them and saying how dumb or ridiculous they’re being. For Gods sake, this is a person you care about and this is a thing that means a lot to them. Smile, get off your phone, and be happy for them.

[dendropsyche-deactivated2022082]

I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,

[teshuvahdyke]

environmental racism isn't a thing. God how can people be so stupid. Plants don't have fucking opinions.

I’m … legitimately blown away that you think environmental racism is about the marginalization of plants.

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

Top ten moments on this site

[fuckyeahchinesegarden]

summer in china

[winchysteria]