#alicefer

[fallenfawnsworld]

Agatha: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Alice: Well Jen and I-

Jen: elbows Alice

Alice: ...wouldn't know

[fallenfawnsworld]

Alice: Well, Jen and I finally did it!

The rest of the coven: gasps, shocked expressions, etc

Alice: That's right... We kissed!

[fallenfawnsworld]

Jen: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river

Alice: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference

[fallenfawnsworld]

Alice: Welcome to my room. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers

Jen: Uh, this isn't really tilted. Or a tower

Alice: Well you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay

Jen: I'd like to be in the Friendzone! I like friends!

Alice: It's not as pleasant as you think. They don't treat you like a friend. They treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women; But unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect

Jen: I'm not a gamer! so maybe they'll respect me!

Alice: That just makes you a beta cuck