#alien!orion

[bumbassbeans]

...uhhhh kate? Some dipshit seems to be feeding orion and satomi sugar AND coffee... who even is that?

K. : "Good question anon." K. : "The answer is I have no idea." K. : "But even I know that feeding them sugar AND a coffee is NOT A GOOD IDEA."

[bumbassbeans]

Yo kate, what should i do if i see any hooligans try to feed the lateranians coffee or any other caffeine filled substance?

K. : "Good question." taps her chin in thought while narrowing her eyes at the chamber K. : "I guess that throwing them in the safety chamber might be good. If you see anyone try this, please do stop them before they eat/drink anything. Nothing is worse than a lateranian on a coffee high!" TwT

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Whats the biggest thing alien orion has ever eaten or stuffed in his mouth?

K. : “Probably the Rharaz fruit. Its size is considerably bigger than Lateranian’s mouth. It is an alien fruit known for it’s size, very spicy taste, and dull big spikes on its shell. Orion tried it once and his jaw got stuck in it. He is avoiding it now.”

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Okay dumb question for the alien orion, how many of him would it take to chage out a lightbulb?

Alien!Orion: “ฬђץ รђ๏ยɭ๔ ๏гเ๏ภ ςђคภﻮє 'ɭเﻮђշ๒ยɭ๒'? ฬђคշ เร ɭเﻮђշ๒ยɭ๒?”

K. : “For the sake of a joke: Two, it would take two of them. Lateranian Orion to change it and upgrade it, and Hybrid!Orion to explain to the alien what a lightbulb is. and how it works“

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Does alien satomi or orion like to be in scarves? Just asking as both are cute.

K. : “Alien!Orion still wears a scarf, he is the most comfortable like that.”

K. : “Alien!Satomi however doesn’t like wearing anything anywhere the top of her torso. So she wouldn’t wear a scarf unless it was absolutely necessary and if she was freezing.”

[bumbassbeans]

Lets say i give alien orion coffee, what happens?

K. : “DON’T. Just don’t. P L E A S E.”

K.: “Alien!Orion’s species is Lateranian, since they live in the never ending space they have never seen coffee or know it exists. Orion DID try it once when he visited Terra.

Let’s say it gave him THAT amount of energy to be able to zip around like a wild lightning bolt. Wildly dissembling anything electronic that will happen to be near him. Trust me, no coffee for him. I don’t want to deal with unstable purple lightning bolt wrecking havoc whenever he goes...”

K.: ” Once he burns the energy away however he becomes very exhausted and can sleep through a day or two.”

[bumbassbeans]

So Satomi, How do you and orion keep eachother out of trouble or harms way in this expansive albeit crazy universe?

Alient!Satomi: “๏гเ๏ภ เร ค гєςкɭєรร ς๏ς๏๏ภ... เշ เร гคշђєг ๔เŧŧเςยɭշ շ๏ кєєק ๏гเ๏ภ ŧг๏๓ ђคг๓. รคշ๏๓เ คภ๔ ๏гเ๏ภ ɭเשєร เภ ŧคгշђєг קเєςє ๏ŧ շђє շ-32 ﻮคɭคאץ ợยค๔гคภշ. ยภŧ๏гշยภคշєɭɭץ รคշ๏๓เ ђคร շ๏ շгคשєɭ ฬเշђ ๏гเ๏ภ คɭɭ շђє շเ๓є. ๒ยշ ฬђєภ รคշ๏๓เ ςคภภ๏շ ŧ๏ɭɭ๏ฬ, รคշ๏๓เ ๓คкєร รยгє ๏гเ๏ภ คภ๔ รคշ๏๓เ ђคร ๔เ๓єภรเ๏ภ ק๏ςкєշ շ๏ кєєק շђє ςгคչץ ς๏ς๏๏ภ รคŧє.”

Alien!Orion: “๏гเ๏ภ кєєקร คภ єץє ŧ๏г รคշ๏๓เ คภ๔ รคշ๏๓เ кєєקร คภ єץє ŧ๏г ๏гเ๏ภ. ɭคշєгคภเคภร ๒є รคŧє.”

[bumbassbeans]

if i am to ask, how much coffee does orion consume on a daily basis? For both Hyb!orion And Alien!orion

Hybrid!Orion: “Interesting question. I can’t exactly function well without coffee, so I would say 15 - 20 cups per day. ”

Alien!Orion: “ฬђคշ เร շђเร "c๏ŧŧєє" շђє շєггคภ շคɭкร ค๒๏ยշ??”