Ask The Bumbass Beans

h4 {text-align: center;} Greetings everyone! My name is Kate.  I am an artist and I love role-play. I go by SHE / HER . I grant you a choice to ask several characters of mine whatever you wish, however I won't accept any NSFW asks. ❤ So please be considerate, and enjoy ❤

[bumbassbeans]

K. : "Hewwo guys! Kate is here!" K. : *Rubs paws awkwardly* "Soo I might have taken a looong break from this as it has been. What now-" *looks at the last post date* "..3 years? Been a while." "I have been thinking of making this easier both on me and the annons. so I am working on something that should allow me to answer the asks faster and with pictures. Life has been chaotic." K. : "Thank you everyone who still stayed regardless. If you have any questions either to me or any of my characters. Maybe more can be added eventually, Feel free to ask and I will do my best to keep this place more alive."

[bumbassbeans]

K. : "Hewwo guys! Kate is here! I was wondering, would you guys like to see more text answers or the picture ones? note that picture ones that will not be simple will take more time. Thank you for your support and I hope you are having fun even when I take longer to reply. here is a poll where you can vote what would you like to see more!" https://linkto.run/p/6K6599OT

[bumbassbeans]

**throws chaos anon in a prison cell** CAUGHT THEM!

K. : "WOooooHOOOO!! In YOUR FACE!" finger guns at chaos anon

K. : "Thank you anon for capturing anon, keep them in the cell you have been promoted to jail guard." thumbs up and pats good anon on the head K. : "told you~"

[bumbassbeans]

**some jerk whispers all sorts of cuss words into corals ear**

K. : looms behind the anon

K. : "In the naughty jail you go! And you will stay here until I hear those 3 sweet words." picks them up and punts them in

Coral : "I know new word!" K. : "Coral, no. Don't did you splash them? Coral: nods frantically with a grin K. : "Good. And what did I say?" Coral: "water carry it gone?"

K. : "Yes. No need to remember them. Please."

Coral : "okay!"

[bumbassbeans]

Whats something hybrid!orion doesnt do thst humans have to do all the time (e.g. using the bathroom, sleeping, etc.)

Hyb!Orion: "Excuse you, while I might not be fully human, I still create waste. Lateranians doesn't from what I learned. They just convert their food into energy so nothing is wasted. It is very resourceful too. Although I am a hybrid, I have inherited only a part of it, so I absorb most of the matter and the waste is minimal. And coffee usually lingers for a prolonged time unit as well, so I cannot complain."

Hyb!Orion: "I still need to sleep, lateranians usually need to sleep, but they are able to go a longer time without this need. My on the other hand being a hybrid is causing complications with this. While humans need their sleep, but lateranians doesn't require it that much. And boom now you have insomnia to add to the list of the things that are wrong with you... But at least I don't get a muscle strain when pulling heavy things, and I am able to withstand freezing and hot temperatures better than a normal human, which I consider an advantage."

[bumbassbeans]

So, what does coral like to do on a daily basis, also this is a no F zone right? No F's spoken here and all that. Okay, also how soft or hard is corals skin considering she is well, yknow.

Coral : "dairy base?"

K. : "Daily basis. It means what are you doing every day Coral."

Coral : "oh! Me wake up, swim, pick color stones and fish, eat, water kelp, eat, play fishy, sleep and play!"

K.: "Yeah that about sums it up. Most of her schedule is about improving her underwater den. Playing with fish, taking care of kelp and mostly answering the asks. And splashing those that have potty mouth but yeah that is about it." K. : "Her skin is soft to touch underwater but it is tough to pierce she is also regenerating in the water. However on the surface her skin will become rough to the point of cracking. She shouldn't be on the surface for a long time as it will hurt her as she is drying out. In case a part of her will peel away and crumble away once returned in the water it will heal and close up over time."

[bumbassbeans]

Has katrine ever seen a kobold?

Katrine: "Huh? ko-bold?" Katrine: "Apologies, I cannot say I have. Is it a food? Thing? Or a person you are looking for?"

K. : "No a kobold is a reptilian race. Sort of like a lizard person. Can talk, think and such." Katrine: "Ooooh. Trully? I don't think I have seen these around. But there are some lizards where I live. They are the normal ones though."

[bumbassbeans]

...uhhhh kate? Some dipshit seems to be feeding orion and satomi sugar AND coffee... who even is that?

K. : "Good question anon." K. : "The answer is I have no idea." K. : "But even I know that feeding them sugar AND a coffee is NOT A GOOD IDEA."

[bumbassbeans]

Yo kate, what should i do if i see any hooligans try to feed the lateranians coffee or any other caffeine filled substance?

K. : "Good question." taps her chin in thought while narrowing her eyes at the chamber K. : "I guess that throwing them in the safety chamber might be good. If you see anyone try this, please do stop them before they eat/drink anything. Nothing is worse than a lateranian on a coffee high!" TwT

[bumbassbeans]

**Whispers swear words to coral so kate doesnt hear such**

Coral: smiles and splashes water at you making you soaked through and through.

K. : grinning in the background. ~A few hours ago~ K. : "I will tell you a secret alright?"

Coral: nods with a smile.

K. : "You remember that person that is teaching you the bad words, right?"

Coral: "ya!"

K. : "Well they are playing a game with you!"

Coral: "A game? What game?"

K. : "You see, they want you to splash them with water each time they say the bad word or try to teach you new bad words!"

Coral: "Oh! Really?"

K. : "yep! They are looking forward to it, so next time give them a big nice splash. They will love it"

Coral: "ALRIGHT!" ~Present time~ K. : just vibing on a beach towel while grinning. "And I will enjoy it tenfold~" chuckles

[bumbassbeans]

Hey coral? Whats your favorite word?

Coral : "Me likey shell!" Coral : "and the new hi! Fu-!" K. : "Nope." covers Coral's mouth. "What did we say about that?" Coral : "No say F" pouts K. : "Good. No F's around here alright?" Coral : "O-Kay"

[bumbassbeans]

So, Whats your opinion on the anon thats causing chaos? lets call them chaos anon for the time being, has the coffee situation caused problems katrine? considering they fed coffee not NOT JUST satomi, BUT HER BROTHER TOO...

Katrine: “I am not entirely sure what do you mean, someone caused chaos? Golly, I hope the children are alright. Is that bad to give the coffee?” K. : “Yes, very bad. They will wreak havoc about everywhere. I don’t really like them if I am to be honest. If I see them again I will throw them in a visiting-chamber. Where they will be able to only talk and not give any of them anything.”

[bumbassbeans]

I was wondering did someone try to teach Coral how to talk?

K. : “Who knows. Maybe it is because of her lack of forming proper words or sentences when actually talking.” K. : “While teaching them new stuff is alright. It is not alright to teach her nasty words. She will be like a parrot otherwise. Repeating what sounds the best to her and trying to mimic you to try and understand.”

[bumbassbeans]

Can i cuddle and snuggle with the 2 aliens? Pleeeeeease? I promise ill take good csre of them!!

K. : measures you with a glare “If you are going to give them coffee you are not even allowed anywhere near them.” K. : “Taking good care of them means: no coffee! If I find out that there was even a drop of that liquid nearby you will keep asking them questions from a safety chamber that means no gifts to them, no interactions with them minus talking.” K. : “Am I clear?”

[bumbassbeans]

**GIVES ORION AND SATOMI COFFEE SECRETLY** try to prevent this ya feline shaped idiot.

K. : “Alrighty! Questions time! Satomi, Orion you are both up-” K. : “...where are you even??” Sees the very familiar scene take place. Broken furniture, that was already fixed trashed once more. The giggles are heard through the room and said room is trashed. K. : “I will punt that filthy casual into the sun!”

[bumbassbeans]

Hey coral, i brought a pretty item, lemme see here." **drops it in the water** ACK! Aw crap, dropped it in the water, uhhh, sprry bout that...

Coral: “Oh? Cwap! Wet, pwetty!” 

Coral dives in after the item retrieving it before coming to the surface. She is holding the thing in her mouth while her hands are full or seashells and crabs

Coral: “wyou wike?” mouth full

[bumbassbeans]

Has orion ever farted satomi?

Satomi: looks at you confused as she is not familiar with the term “ฬђคշ เร ค ŧคгշ?” K. : “You need to know that Lateranians doesn’t digest food the same way we do. Their mouth is able to convert the edibles into a pure energy/ atoms that can be seen travelling in the space where the neck is supposed to be.  That was no gas or waste is created. They will use everything they digest and throw out nothing. But if the food makes them sick they will throw it up in a light purplish liquid. So to answer your question: they wouldn’t be able to understand that as they do not have such function available.”