#alien alcohol

[inkandpaperqwerty]

Just posted Chapter 9 of Awesome Mix Vol. 1, where sixteen-year-old Peter Quill gets drunk for the first time on Yondu's secret stash. You can find it on AO3 or fanfiction.net. I think this might be one of my favorite chapters from this story. Check it out and tell me what you think!

[theklancecollection]

Secrets and Lavender - VertigoReader101

Word Count: 11, 913

Summary: Lance rolled his eyes. “Not like you know anything about love, Pidge podge.”

“And you do?” Pidge questioned.

Lance’s eyes subconsciously glanced over to Keith who was stubbornly looking straight ahead, but you could tell he was listening closely.

“I’d like to think so.” ````````````````````` Or five times Lance was jealous but couldn't say anything and the one time that he punches someone in the face.

Rating: G

[theklancecollection]

I'm not jealous - xalias

Word Count: 3, 800

Summary: Lance hits it off with an alien during a party and Keith swears he isn't jealous...

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[ "I can so-. Hold on a second, are you, jealous?" Lance asked. Keith froze. If one bad thing had come out of his growing relationship with Lance, it was how Lance could now read him like an open book. Lance's smile widened into that teasing grin and Keith knew he was in trouble. "You are!"

"What? Are you insane? Of her? Why would I be-? I am not, jealous. Lance. Are you-. Do you, hear yourself right now?" Keith stammered crossing his arms over his chest, trying to suppress the growing warmth creeping its way up his neck.

"You are! You're jealous." Lance laughed shaking his head slightly, "It's because you know she's my type, huh?"

"Oh, and what's that? Out of your league?" Keith snapped, wiping the smile right off of Lance's face. ]

[theklancecollection]

When on Pretty Planets - TheBooksAreBetter

Word Count: 1, 339

Summary: When he'd seen her, he let his eyes take her all in. He took in the sleek, shiny shoulder length black hair, and the way the pale skin was reflecting the bright lights of what Lance assumed was an alien club. The way her violet eyes shone as she flashed him a smug smirk that made his stomach flutter.

Lance had taken the grin as an invitation, and waltzed over to the alien babe leaning against the bar with slick words already finding their way through his teeth.

Or Lance mistakes Keith for an alien chick and can't shut his mouth

[theklancecollection]

Looking for Trouble - danceamongtheroses

Word Count: 1, 313

Summary: Lance gets bored and goes exploring the castle. He ends up finding Altean alcohol, and Keith is the one who finds him drunk.

[honorable-spacebabies]

"WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO." "Slug, it's just whiskey. We can get more."

[birbperson-blog]

It had been a while since he’d been numb. Too long, in fact. Sometimes he spent too much thinking about the past, about all the friends he’d lost. It was on nights like those that Birdperson found himself at one of these bars in the middle of nowhere, in some backwater underbelly planet.

Pushing open the door and taking a steep in, Birdperson and scanned the room. not finding any cops or drawn weapons. Safe enough. Walking up to the counter and sitting himself down, he asked for a glass of the hardest stuff. Glancing to the patron seated next to him, he was immediately intrigued by their... features.

“Hello. Would you. ahem, like for me to refresh your drink?”

[lostsometime]

I wound up wiki-walking to Memory Alpha's list of Star Trek foods and beverages and it turns out that PEOPLE DRINK A FUCKTON OF ALIEN BRANDY IN STAR TREK.

LIKE

SERIOUSLY:

- Acamarian Brandy

- Altairian Brandy

- Alvanian Brandy

- Antarean Brandy

- Saurian Brandy

- Vulcan Brandy

- Yridian Brandy

There's some blue brandy, and a lot that is the same amber color that we have here on Earth.  Brandy from one planet or another is drunk at some point in basically every single Star Trek series.  It's not clear exactly what alien fruits are involved in the production of alien brandy, and since here on Earth there's a whole lot of variation, it's possible/likely that there's even MORE types of brandy floating around in Federation Space than just these.  What I want to know is, with all this brandy flowing freely, how did they ever get anything done??