#alien misunderstanding

[jediphantomcellistwizard]

Human: Yes we did it! 

Alien: Indeed, we completed our mission, this system has been saved from certain doom, Human-Steve shall we bump fists as it is customary on your homeworld during a triumph?!

Human: Yeah, sure man!

Alien: *accidentally breaks human-steve’s fist* I do enjoy the human culture 

Human: (weakly and in pain from broken hand) i’m so glad.