Fantasy Packer Review: Alien Packer from Something Squishy Toys
tl;dr: Fast shipping, gorgeous detail. A bit springy for Extra-Soft hardness, but I don't care. This is my dick now.
My experience aligns well with @fantasypackerreviews' review of his cousin, the Claw Packer.
Where can I get him?
You can get him here.
Can I get him in glow-in-the-dark?
Yes.
Images & additional details below the cut.
What did I order?
Design: Alien Packer. This is one of their two packer designs, along with the Claw Packer (reviewed by the insperational @fantasypackerreviews here). Most-everything in their review applies to this design, save for a slightly longer shaft; the small Alien Packer is about the size of a medium Claw Packer.
Size: Small
Firmness: Extra Soft (00-20)
Other customization: Silver-wash, two-tone green interior. I also specified:
"I’m not sure which greens you used for the inspiration piece ( https://somethingsquishytoys.com/product/bag-sale-small-alien-packer-42-medium-firmness-silver-wash-green/?pewc_key=cde2053b9f5816e5726eb20fe0f8b95f ), but I like the lighter green + teal-esque green combination used. (Basically, I would like the same packer in extra-soft & perhaps with a slightly higher proportion of the darker of the two greens.)"
- My confused ass, trying to explain 'please do that thing you did in that photo again, but not *too* green.'
Important thing to know about me for sizing context: I'm under 5', so my requirements for a packer were small, fantasy, soft, and small. This is also my first packer outside of a pair of socks.
How are his stats?
(Note: He looks a bit blue in the photos, and because of the silver wash, the color shifts. He mostly looks silver irl, with a blue-green in the shadows and divots.)
Size: His total length (top to tip) is 3.5 in., and ball width is 1.8in. They sell three sizes, Small (3.5 in.), Medium (4.0 in.), and Large. (4.6 in.) You can find further sizing details here.
Weight: Website weight says "4.7 oz". He's heavy enough that I can feel he's there, without being too heavy to skip leg day.
Firmness: I ordered Extra-Soft (00-20). The silicone holds its shape well and springs back quickly, and it also feels a bit tacky to the touch if unpowdered. It's closer to springy than memory foam. Regardless, he's squishy enough not to look like a rock and soft enough to wear comfortably to sleep. Other firmness options are 30 and 50 shore hardness.
Wearability: Alien is my first packer & he packs in both a safety pinned sock pouch and Cake Bandit's packing jockstrap with no problems.
How else can I customize him?
Something Squishy has one of the broadest color/effects options I've seen in the fantasy packer market—including holographic and glow-in-the-dark. Here are their color samples (I didn't notice their holographic colors in the samples, but I saw some examples in their inventory). Do not underestimate the effects of pour patterns as well. Also check out other packers and toys on their site for more inspiration.
Summary
Absolutely fantastic packer in terms of comfort, creativity, and packing presence. I would recommend the small version of this packer for any level of packing experience.
