#fantasy packers

[draygon-lord]

Thinking about fantasy packers and how much I love them.... people should make more of these cuz they kick ass i wanna be able to swap my packer to different monsters or aliens no matter what my whim is.

[fantasypackerreviews]

Small Grub -> Large Grub

Large -> Med -> Small Dominion

both from @batbitestoys !

I can't unbag the smalls, they're not mine and will be sent off to their actual owners soon, but I did my best to try and get some size shots anyway! They'll be headed out over the next few days, so if you have size comp questions please ask asap!

I can't pack with the smalls, again they're not mine.

The Dominion review will focus around the Medium, but i can confirm that I can pack with the Large round the house >:3c (not a recommendation)

Forgive the tissue behind the Grubs, the board I took these on had a little spill on it between Dominion and Grub and I wanted to play it safe!

[timetravelingsherlockian]

Fantasy Packer Review: Alien Packer from Something Squishy Toys

tl;dr: Fast shipping, gorgeous detail. A bit springy for Extra-Soft hardness, but I don't care. This is my dick now.

My experience aligns well with @fantasypackerreviews' review of his cousin, the Claw Packer.

Where can I get him?

You can get him here.

Can I get him in glow-in-the-dark?

Yes.

Images & additional details below the cut.

What did I order?

Design: Alien Packer. This is one of their two packer designs, along with the Claw Packer (reviewed by the insperational @fantasypackerreviews here). Most-everything in their review applies to this design, save for a slightly longer shaft; the small Alien Packer is about the size of a medium Claw Packer.

Size: Small

Firmness: Extra Soft (00-20)

Other customization: Silver-wash, two-tone green interior. I also specified:

"I’m not sure which greens you used for the inspiration piece ( https://somethingsquishytoys.com/product/bag-sale-small-alien-packer-42-medium-firmness-silver-wash-green/?pewc_key=cde2053b9f5816e5726eb20fe0f8b95f ), but I like the lighter green + teal-esque green combination used. (Basically, I would like the same packer in extra-soft & perhaps with a slightly higher proportion of the darker of the two greens.)"

- My confused ass, trying to explain 'please do that thing you did in that photo again, but not *too* green.'

Important thing to know about me for sizing context: I'm under 5', so my requirements for a packer were small, fantasy, soft, and small. This is also my first packer outside of a pair of socks.

How are his stats?

(Note: He looks a bit blue in the photos, and because of the silver wash, the color shifts. He mostly looks silver irl, with a blue-green in the shadows and divots.)

Size: His total length (top to tip) is 3.5 in., and ball width is 1.8in. They sell three sizes, Small (3.5 in.), Medium (4.0 in.), and Large. (4.6 in.) You can find further sizing details here.

Weight: Website weight says "4.7 oz". He's heavy enough that I can feel he's there, without being too heavy to skip leg day.

Firmness: I ordered Extra-Soft (00-20). The silicone holds its shape well and springs back quickly, and it also feels a bit tacky to the touch if unpowdered. It's closer to springy than memory foam. Regardless, he's squishy enough not to look like a rock and soft enough to wear comfortably to sleep. Other firmness options are 30 and 50 shore hardness.

Wearability: Alien is my first packer & he packs in both a safety pinned sock pouch and Cake Bandit's packing jockstrap with no problems.

How else can I customize him?

Something Squishy has one of the broadest color/effects options I've seen in the fantasy packer market—including holographic and glow-in-the-dark. Here are their color samples (I didn't notice their holographic colors in the samples, but I saw some examples in their inventory). Do not underestimate the effects of pour patterns as well. Also check out other packers and toys on their site for more inspiration.

Summary

Absolutely fantastic packer in terms of comfort, creativity, and packing presence. I would recommend the small version of this packer for any level of packing experience.

[thecraftyhedonist]

Packers

FTM friends, I'm thinking about adding packers to my list of things to make! Anyone comfortable enough to talk to me about that you're looking for and such, please dm me, I'd love to hear your opinions!

[timetravelingsherlockian]

Fantasy Packer Review: Deux the Trans Male Packer from Fanstastic Kreations

tl;dr: Gorgeous detail. You're expecting extra shaft, but you're gonna get even more ball. One of the designs I wish was in extra-small. Not practical for anyone closer to 5 ft. than 6 ft..

Where can I get him?

You can get him here and also on etsy.

Can I get him in glow-in-the-dark?

Yes.

Images & additional details below the cut.

What did I order?

Design: Deux the Trans Packer. This is one of Fantastic Kreation's TRANScend packers, not their interchangeable TRANSformer line. These are the folks who produced this Karuno tentacle dick.

Size: One Size

Firmness: Super Soft (00-20)

Other customization: Two colors of "Metallic Silver" and "Shimmery Blue".

Important thing to know about me for sizing context: I'm under 5', so any potential challenges with Deux being large are inevitably more pronounced for me. If you're bigger or are otherwise comfortable packing 8 oz., I'd recommend focusing less on my size comments and more on proportions comments. This is also my second packer outside of a pair of socks.

How are his stats?

Design: Gorgeous! His details, from the smooth ridges to the little bumps to the detail on the sac is incredible. His design is simpler on the underside of the shaft, and this seems purposeful; whoever designed him put a deliberate, delicate vein or two.

The folds around the sac are incredibly soft and detailed; for all of his marketing hook being in the duel shafts, surprisingly, the balls are where Deux's artistry shines. And the balls are thiick. This is my impression of the piece as a whole: You assume you're here for the shafts, but you're wrong. You're feeling the balls and he's gonna make you know it.

I wish they had gone with a 2/3 silver, 1/3 blue on the coloring.

Size: His total length (top to tip) is 5 in., and ball width is 3in. His ball height is about 1.25 in. at the widest. They only sell one size. You can find further sizing details here.

Weight: Website weight says "8 oz". You could probably use it as a projectile weapon.

Firmness: I ordered Extra-Soft (00-20). The silicone holds its shape well and springs back quickly, and it also feels a bit tacky to the touch if unpowdered. He's squishier and gummier than Something Squishy's Alien Packer (review here), but closer to springy than memory foam. They also have an optional 50 shore hardness.

Wearability: If you're closer to 5' than 6'? Nope. The balls are not gonna let you pack this one down. You read the size on the website, but the reality is something different. The balls were too wide to fit into my Cake Bandit packing jockstrap. Experienced packers (who are also presumably taller), however, find it wearable. In their packer sales post, @fantasypackerreviews calls Deux "A little weildy, but a good packing experience if you like 'em a bit hefty!".

How else can I customize him?

Fantastic Kreations has a broad selection of colors—including glow-in-the-dark. Here are their colors (this page is to add an extra color; the Deux comes with two colors for no extra cost). Also check out other packers and toys on their site for more inspiration.

Summary

Too large for my body, and be prepared for the balls. Gorgeous design, and I love that there's a packer with multiple cocks. Would be fantastic in an extra-small size. (I'm probably gonna cut off a ball, shave down the back, and wear him anyway.) I would recommend this packer for advanced levels of packing experience and taller people than I.