#aliengetsmad

[the1stastronaut]

hahahahha vent sorry

so one of my abusers found out my friend bought me a cane for my weak knees [they give out on me when i push myself too hard, and hurt very often] and now i am no longer allowed to spend ANYTHING. EVER. i am only allowed to spend money on food. i can never buy anything for myself EVER AGAIN :)

hahhahhhahhahahha.hhah. i am going to rip off my skin

[the1stastronaut]

DUDE. JUST HAD A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE WITH A CUSTOMER. HE BLEW CIGARETTE SMOKE DIRECTLY INTO ME AND A COWORKER'S FACES AND I HAD TO TAKE MY INHALER TWICE CAUSE IT MADE MY ASTHMA ACT UP AND I COULDN'T STOP COUGHING. DON'T PISS ME OFF

I'M PRETTY SURE HE WAS HIGH BUT HE KEPT STARING AT US AFTER HE LEFT......=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)

[the1stastronaut]

WHO WHAT AM I?

I AM A RADIOACTIVE ALIEN DEMIGOD SHAPESHIFTING ELDRITCH ENTITY BORN FROM A SUPERNOVA THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO :]

CALL ME SHADOW/LANCELOT/ASTRONAUT/ASTRO/APOLLO - ANY PRONOUNS

except feminine ones

GENDERFAUN + AROACE - AUDHD + ANXIETY - DISABLED

MY INTERESTS!!

GENERAL

SPACE, ALIENS and galactic-related SHENANIGANS as a whole

traditional art

COSPLAYING

analog horror

SPLATOON 2 OCTO EXPANSION

SPLATOON 2 OCTO EXPANSION

SPLATOON 2 OCTO EXPANSION

MUSIC

i like LOUD and FAST music. MY FAVORITE BAND IS THE LIVING TOMBSTONE

CHECK OUT MY FANDOM PLAYLIST [UPDATES FREQUENTLY] AND MY LOUD MUSIC PLAYLIST [UPDATES SEMI-FREQUENTLY]

MY FAVORITE SONG at the moment is FEEL THE FURY by THATGUYRAMON and my FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME is THE SPICY CALAMARI INKANTATION by the SQUID SISTERS!!!!!

SPECIAL INTEREST

SPLATOON 2: OCTO EXPANSION

CURRENT HYPERFIXATION(s)

Sonic/Sonic.EXE (PLAY MY GAME)

SPACE FREAK FACTS

I'm a FURRY and a PROUD YUMESHIPPER and you WILL hear about BOTH

my main yumes are Shadow the Hedgehog and Werehog Sonic!! doubles im scared of u i will not interact unless you do first

I COLLECT GENDERS LIKE POKEMON CARDS

i LIKE to touch grass actually. the problem is i live in a DESERT

i kin Agent 8 like it's my JOB if you kin them i just have to KILL YOU /j

i also am a Metal Sonic, Werehog Sonic, Shadow the Hedgehog, and Knuckles the Echidna fictkin :]

I HAVE OCS. LOOK AT MY TOYHOUSE RIGHT NOW

I'M VERY LOUD ABOUT MY OPINIONS LMAO

i'm an honorary queerical horror i've been doin too much for them to not count at this point

i really like Sonic the Hungry Hero. i have a weird bias towards cannibal characters. uh

RELATIONS

MY BROTHER'S BLOG

TWIN'S BLOG

MY FAKER'S BLOG [he's not even good enough to be my fake /ref]

BLOGS I MOD FOR

@aroace-fleetway - QUEERICAL HORROR RP BLOG

@cassboykolossos - qqueericall hoorrrorr rp blogg

@fleshlyforgotten - ...sonic oddity oc rp blog

@computerizedinkwell - > sonic oddity oc rp blog

TAG SYSTEM

alienyaps - where i do nothing but TALK REALLY LOUDLY about lame stuff

aliendraws - I POST MY ART HERE!!

alienreblogs - DOES WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN

alienqueued - DOES WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN²

alienanswers - where my ASKS go

alienmasquerade - my roleplay tag LMAO

aliengetsmad - vent/rant posts

friendship!! ⭐ - interactions with FRIENDS, may be accompanied by one of the tags ABOVE

🚫 DO NOT INTERACT 🚫

if you find yourself on a lot of people's DNI lists [proship, darkship, loli, shota, MAGA, pedos, transphobes, homophobes, xenophobes, ableists, ETC] get the fuck off my blog. FUCK you DIE

ICE SUPPORTERS. WITH ALL DISRESPECT GET THE FUCK OFFA MY BLOG FUCK YOU DIE

anti-therian/furries/otherkin/xenogenders/neopronouns. FUCK you DIE

you make fun of beginner artists or people with unique artstyles. FUCK you DIE

you support generative AI in any way, shape or form. FUCK you DIE

bots. i know they can't read but STILL

I BLOCK FREELY LMAO

FREE PALESTINE BTW 🇵🇸 - LAST UPDATED: 06/24/26

[the1stastronaut]

was in a good mood, walked into the hotel bathroom and saw a face that didn't belong to me, and left the bathroom in a bad mood FUCK my life

[the1stastronaut]

ALARM DIDN'T GO OFF, I WOKE UP EXTREMELY LATE, AND NOW I WILL HAVE TO SKIP BREAKFAST IN ORDER TO NOT BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. I WILL BE SENDING THE NEXT EXTINCTION LEVEL METEOR TOWARDS EARTH VERY SOON.