WHO SHOULD YOU FIGHT AROUND HERE
transjaunearc: who wins: you scotty will put up a good fight but they will have way too much fun and also be angling to come away with cool bruises or a black eye or something. this will give you a tactical advantage because you just want to punch somebody. also you might get oral out of it. fight transjaunearc.
acecampbellsaunders: who wins: you do not fight ashley. you will probably win, because she is a shrimp, but she will fight back very hard and you will have to do more work than you expected and it will be embarrassing for everyone involved.
souridealist: who wins: probably you I am small and out of shape so you will probably win but it will not be worth it, I will bite you and not apologize and then you will have to clean the bite out with peroxide and I think they might make you get shots. do not fight me.
fallingaparttocuttime: who wins: probably ginny ginny subsists on nothing but anime and manga about fighting people. granted most of that fighting involves card games and soccer balls but some of it involves vampires and musical ghosts. we’re not entirely sure what she’ll do to you but you’ll probably either get hit with a soccer ball or she will feed you cocktails until you pass out. do not fight virginia.
alienhomeequation: who wins: devin look, devin is a small forest creature, but she watches hockey. hockey is a sport where you are ALLOWED TO PUNCH PEOPLE. she has gone to hockey games. when she’s not watching hockey she WRANGLES TEENAGERS AND SMALL CHILDREN. unless you actually play a sport where you are allowed to punch people, you’re not going to win this one. fight her anyway though, it’ll be funny.
kyrigiris: who wins: unknown, unless you look a little like jeff davis, in which case not you kyrie is small and is a reasonable adult who worries about things, both of which are significant disadvantages in a fight, but she is also fueled by unbridled rage and may have strange space alien powers, we’re not sure. this makes the outcome difficult to determine. fight kyrie for science, even if you do look like jeff davis.
