I wanna escape to this country.

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I wanna escape to this country.
Alistair Appleton
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Gay
DOB: 12 February 1970
Ethnicity: White
Occupation: Presenter, writer
THE MAN WHO DRANK THE UNIVERSE
Just in case anyone ever feels the irrepressible urge to cheer me up when I'm sad, here's a list of things that make me inexplicably happy:
- mushroom soup
- celery
- PENNY WONG
- cute fandom shit
- Alistair Appleton's Escape to the Country episodes
- red wine (but for the love of god, not shiraz)
- rhubarb
- tapirs
The always delightful....
"You could do country dancing on this landing"
- Alistair Appleton