[Losttilde] A Letter! There's a well-drawn sketch of the person who sent the letter in front of a location-- apparently the docks of Gridania-- and the words "If you want an ass kicking, come here in ten minutes."

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[Losttilde] A Letter! There's a well-drawn sketch of the person who sent the letter in front of a location-- apparently the docks of Gridania-- and the words "If you want an ass kicking, come here in ten minutes."
This is Luther requesting you spell "swindle" you illiterate trash-heap. P.S. STOP TRYING TO SELL MY BOYFRIEND FUCKING CAT LITTER; WE DO NOT NEED YOUR CHEAP ASS MIX OF SAND AND COTTON CANDY THAT YOU OVERPRICE
Look, it’s Alistair! Not that he could yanno, read this sign.
Ask the illiterate pirate!
I’d love to get some asks going on this blog and potentially do some sketches in response! Your local illiterate pirate and kitty litter tycoon asks are open, both OOC and IC questions are welcome just be sure to specify if it’s out of character or in!
P.S: Swindlin’ SELLING SOME LITTER. Sagolii Desert Scent and Black Shroud Pine Aroma are in stock! I promise I won’t swindle you out of every piece of Gil you possess.
Alistair Vale
Ohohohoh.
alistairvale made a new friend!