random 00qad headcanons
because there aren’t enough of them and someone has to save this fandom from sinking into the abyss
-danny is precious and protected at all times by the other three mi6ers
-he deserves a nice, quiet, comfortable life in a nice house and not having to work for money for a little bit, so he takes care of all the cats and takes up knitting and baking and bikram yoga
-as a result all the moms in the neighborhood know danny and they wave to each other and catch up during grocery runs and park walks
-even tanner and moneypenny call to check on danny, who sends them fresh baked goodies in return
-at one point danny fed all of q-branch
-danny makes comfort food and sweets, but james is the gourmet chef when he’s at home
-alex is the therapist in the relationship because he’s a great listener, he doesn’t say much, he is patient and compassionate, and he always provides hugs and blankets and chocolate
-this also means alex knows little secrets about the other three that they won’t necessarily tell each other
-when q is home, it’s extremely difficult to detach the cats from him... it’s some sort of static cling, so human cuddle time with q is usually shared
-james is a fucking liar because he enjoys petting kitties when there’s nobody home
-did i mention james lies about hating cats
-james makes sure the cats get turkey legs at christmas before the others are served dinner