#alisthoughts

[attenti0nwhre]

wanna make out with her and giggle about it at the same time

[alicegoingnowhere]

Oops… I just looked at my masterlist and realized that maybe I have a bit of a thing for the 2000s Noel… can't help it, he's so hot 💔

[alicegoingnowhere]

just can’t stop thinking 🤔 about 2000s!noel getting a "harmless" massage from his lil neighbour who happens to have taken some random massage course her sister gifted her….. like she offers bc he's been coming home from the studio wrecked for weeks and he says yeah sure thinking it'll be fine and he can be normal about it…

so let me hold your hand as i say…

him face down on his own bed, shirt already off before she even asks, and she just climbs on top of him like it's nothing, straddling his lower back with her full weight settled right there, and he immediately knows he has made a terrible mistake and has to physically bite down on a sound because he can feel EVERYTHING. every shift of her hips when she leans forward. every drag of her palms down either side of his spine. 

her hands find the knot under his shoulder blade and he lets out a sound he's never made in front of another human being in his LIFE, muffled into the pillow, and she just laughs, presses down harder like a reward, "yeah? right there?" and he can't even answer bc he's too busy doing math in his head trying to figure out how many more minutes of this he can survive with his hips completely still…

so she's just up there humming and rocking slightly with the motion, completely unaware that the man underneath her is one wrong shift of her hips away from combusting…. the oil making everything slicker and warmer…….. feeling her breath when she gets close to check if she's hurting him — "noel? you okay?" and he's face down groaning out a "'m fine" that comes out way lower than he means it to

sir. SIR. we can all see you gripping that mattress like it owes him money

anyway….. it turns out that the following tuesday he's "sore" again. and the tuesday after that… 🙃🙃

[alicegoingnowhere]

I need that face between my thighs RIGHT NOW

beardy noel please come home, my 🐱 misses you…

[alicegoingnowhere]

Hi alicee, this might be a random question, but are there any writers on here you’d recommend?

I’m still pretty new to tumblr and honestly your work has been some of my favourite stuff i’ve found so far, so i figured you’d probably have great recommendations ❤️

OH GOD THIS IS SUCH A DIFFICULT QUESTION WAIT

well obviously i have to mention the queens, the mothers of oasisblr, who i’m sure you already know about and if you don’t then you ABSOLUTELY should ( @highflyingcami , @dykwimean , @shesselectricc , @strwbryluver )

special mention to @missbeatlegrl , my diva, my beloved. genuinely everything she writes feels like a hug for the soul.

lately i’ve read some REALLY amazing stuff from @idlebirdie (incredible writer, i can’t wait to read holy mountain)

@shesgotawayy also has AMAZING fics (personal recommendation: i couldn’t stop it now. that fic actually altered my brain chemistry when i read it)

@ddirtyshirtt has been posting some things lately and i’m very grateful for that because she’s great

and @celestialgallaghers (if you haven’t read the white mustang series GO DO IT RIGHT NOW), @bunnyhopella and @bigbluedoeyes were some of the first writers i came across when i joined oasisblr and THANK GOD for that because they got me hooked immediately

OBVIOUSLY there are so many more writers and fics that are absolutely worth reading that don't come to my mind right now or just haven’t gotten around to reading yet, but more and more people keep creating new content and that makes me VERY VERY VERY happy 😭

please don’t stop. i adore you all 💕

[attenti0nwhre]

18+ only

dbf!sevika that’s such a bad influence on you, giving you shots of hard liquor in front of your dad, even though you’re old enough, she likes getting under his skin but also seeing you happy.

dbf!sevika who’s a flirt, oblivious to her own words when they come out of her mouth.

dbf!sevika being there for you always.

dbf!sevika who gives you advice on dating women, not knowing you want older women, specifically the one in front of you.

dbf!sevika taking swings of whiskey at your family barbecues, the liquid burning her throat, but she likes it.

dbf!sevika who glances as you walk around the house when she comes over for the weekend, each time your shorts just get shorter, hmm odd.

dbf!sevika who asks you how college is, if any girls are crawling after you. she doesn’t like thinking about it.

dbf!sevika who takes a notice that you’re getting bolder with her, clearly flirting, flirting that she’s not oblivious to.

dbf!sevika who thinks about kissing you on the cheek- no, that’s not right.

dbf!sevika who thinks about you face down into her sheets, fucking you from the back leaving harsh marks on your ass from her rough hands, shoving your head into a pillow telling you to shut the fuck up.

just dbf!sevika.

[alicegoingnowhere]

UN PARTIDO QUE ME DA POR VER DEL MUNDIAL Y CASI ME CAIGO CUANDO SALIO ESTE PEDAZO DE SEX SYMBOL EN PANTALLA!!! 👅👅🫦

DIOSSS QUE HOMBRE TAN SEXYYYYY 🔥💥😩😩😩 (y además con Penelope Cruz al lado, yo me muero)

así si que dan ganas de ver fútbol… ARRIBA ESPAÑA 🇪🇸 🇪🇸🤸💥

[alicegoingnowhere]

wait your cooking with that massage idea- 👀👀👀👀

no bc imagine that man being a TOTAL perv and quietly losing his mind about her for MONTHS before that even happened 💔

like, pushing his bed right up against the wall that backs onto hers so he can her moans better when she have company over, lying there wide awake cataloguing every sound like it's the only thing on the radio….. eyes closed, picturing the headboard hitting the plaster, clocking the exact second her laugh drops into pure pleasure and pretending it's an accident that he can hear everything… it's just thin walls, nothing he can help… except he's the one who lies there instead of turning on the tv, or going to sleep like a normal person who isn't intimately familiar with the rhythm some stranger fucks his neighbour to 😶

and then he'll see her the next morning completely normal, pastries in hand, hair still damp from the shower, asking if he slept okay, and he'll go "yeah fine” like a man who wasn't up half the night with his hand down his boxers pretending it was him on the other side of that wall making her moan like dat 🚬🚬

oh PervyNeighbour!Noel ur so dear to me…….