Another old RO ask I don't know if you answered before: how would post-relationship ROs react when they tried to move a super drunk MC to a more private place but she doesn't recognize them, and resists while telling them shes married/has a lover?
I love this question. It's so funny.
Luk: gently grabbing MC's arm. "MC I need you to come with me."
MC: Stubbornly remains seated. "Don't touch me. I am a married woman."
MC: Swaying on her stool, and pointing a finger a few inches to thr ight of Luk. "My husnad is the crown prince you know? SO he could kill you for touching me."
Luk: "MC, I am your husband."
MC: "No you aren't." takes another drink "I wish he was here, but he's busy keeping the empire safe."
Luk: "Okay. What is I ask one of the guard to take you to his room?"
MC: stands up and stumbles forward "I will allow that, but I'm still going to tell him that you keep touching me."
Tzesar: "Come on, silly. Let's get you to bed."
MC: "I can't go to bed with you. I have a lover already. He'd be devestated."
Tzesar: "MC, don't you recognize me?"
MC: narrow eyes and stumbles "Luk?"
Tzesar: "Wow okay, how drunk are you?"
MC: Slurring the words "Do you know where Tzesar is? He told me he'd be here."
Tzesar: "Please don't hate me for this." teleports him and MC to MC's bedroom "Drink some water, please."
Sentinel: "It isn't safe to be so publically intoxicated. Come with me."
MC: "No. My husband wouldn't like that."
Sentinel: staring in disbelief "Your husband?"
MC: nodding "Yes my husband. He like to kill people that take me places."
Sentinel: "You mean the ones trying to kidnap you? How drunk... Nevermind."
Sentinel: grabs her and starts walking out
Sentinel: "Is keeping you from embarressing yourself anymore than you already are. Now go to sleep."
Nax: "Come her precious, let's go back to the ship."
MC: smacks his hand away. "I'm not a wentch, and I already have a lover."
Nax: raises a brow at her "Oh really?"
MC: "Oh yes, he's a handsome pirate captain."
Nax: nuding the mead out of MC's reach "Anyone I might know?"
MC: "Oh yes, he's very famous. Naxok the monster tamer."
Nax: "Oh that amature. He's not even on my radar."
MC: Stands up and slams her hand on the table. "You take that back. He's the best. The bravest and strongest..." falls back into her seat "What was I saying?"
Nax: "That I'm understimating your lover?"
MC: "Yes, he's a best pirate ever and he can kick your ass."
Nax: "hmm. Tell me more." still keeping the mead out of reach, waiting for MC to fall alseep or reciognize him
Albien: "MC I hardly think this is appropriate."
MC: "You sound like my husband."
Albien: "Because I am your husbannd."
MC: "Nuh-uh. He's the king. You don't look very kingly."
Albien: sighs "MC, please. I am your husband. You should come back wih me."
MC: Narrows eyes and turns head side to side. "No."
Albien: stands there in cofusion
Gat: "Care to drink with me love?"
MC: "Only my lover can buy me drinks."
Gat: "Oh. I thought that was me? Oh well. I bet I can convince you to make me your new lover by the end of the night?"
MC: "That's something he would say too, but better."
Gat: "I'm please you have so much faith in me my dear. Now why don't we put that faith to the test hmm? I shall try to sweep you off your feet."
MC; "My feet have already been swept. "
Gat: "And you won't even let me try?"
MC: "The only thing you can try is helping me find Gaderous."
Gat: "Ahh. If you wish to be that way. I'll let him know you're missing him, and that's he's a lucky guy."