#all true

[gleafer]

Okay, listen.

I’m keeping Asa and Anthony. I mean, look at them. All sweet and OLD. With their little sweaters and matching lawn chairs. Subtle frangrance of Earl Grey and Bengay wafting after them wherever they go.

They’re CUTE.

And Slorch is a winner I don’t care what anyone says. Gimme that goth queen with his Muriel Deetz sidekick.

The Ice Cream Bentley has a permitted spot in my heart’s garage, next to Dean’s Baby.

Jesus, sorry you didn’t get enough screen time, kid. You seemed nice. I liked you WAY better than Mel “That Fucking Psycho” Gibson’s version.

That being said, I am not going to be trading in the OLD universe either. I like this universe. It’s cosy,dependable and talk about ROOMY! You can fit all kinds of stuff in here. The eldritch horrors learning how to be human, the biblical lore but FUNNY and the oh so juicy religious trauma! Mr. Brown with his disturbingly toned glutes alone is worth keeping it around. (Oh, that’s not canon? That’s just me being a weirdo? Huh.)

Plus Aziraphale is PEAK. He’s Aura. He’s SKIBIDIokay I don’t know cool kid lingo.

He’s MY GUY (shoves Castiel out of the way.)

I’m not giving up on MY GUY(avoids eye contact with Samwise Gamgee.)

You don’t Thanos MY GUYYYY (steps over drunken wet cat Spike) and expect me to be cool with it. I’m VERY not cool with it.

*insert Elmo surrounded by flames meme here*

Just like a vampire who had a cup of rice thrown at their feet, I am sat down and focused on picking up those little angel atoms. I got my Elmer’s glue and a mighty need to avoid reading anymore Breaking News these days. Have you SEEN what’s happening out in the wild? NOT GREAT, BOB.

I got the time, is what I’m saying.

So don’t be surprised when (when NOT if) you see a post of mine and it’s the NEW universe and the OLD universe together doing really weird things with their tongues.

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

Funniest administration ever, and it's all true.

[karikarasuno]

thinking of law and how his love language is physical touch. but not whatever weird nonsense physical touch that guys say to try and get into your pants. its just the need to always have his hands on you. whether that be interlocked pinkies, or a grounding hand on the back of your neck while his thumb massages your pulse point.

when you're sitting beside him he often likes to cross your ankles w his. he also loves to wrap his fingers around your ankle when you're lounging with your feet in his lap.

he's big on hand holding. plays with your hair casually. his fingers slipping beneath your shirt when his hand settles on your lower back.

its a unique comfort for him bc it reminds him that even though hes lost so much, you still somehow found your way to him. and even though forever is never promised, he's learned to treasure intimacy in all of its forms with you.

[lemonandlime22]

Yuu: I love when people are like

"Aw you look like Grim"

Obviously, I look like Grim. That my son! There was no adoption prosses here.

I birthed him. We have the same DNA. They took my bone marrow, or whatever. He is 100% me.

And you may be thinking, "Aw well he's just a pet"

I went into labor.

[archiveoftragedies]

They're the best of us

[gramarobin]

[kedaked]

they slandering lis reunion chloe on twitter