#all-the-jokes

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I stole my wife's wheelchair after we had a fight.

Guess who came crawling back

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I, for one, like Roman Numerals

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I always wonder if the person who came up with "One hit wonder" ever came up with any other phrases

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My friend refused to believe he was gay and dyslexic

He was in daniel

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I ordered a giant duck at a fancy restaurant last night...

The bill was huge

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I'm learning the hokey cokey. Not all of it. But I've got the ins and outs

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The invisible man married the invisible woman and had a family.. The children were nothing to look at...

Credit: screechingzombiestarlight for sending that one in