-Nickname: None. When I was in grade school in Nevada, my friends called me “Enots,” which is “Stone” spelled backwards. That is the only nickname I have ever had.
-Star sign: Capricorn, but I cannot stress enough how little meaning this has to me.
-Time right now: 3:54 pm.
-Last thing googled: I don’t remember? Probably a photo of somebody.
-Favorite music artists/bands: The Ramones, everything else rotates around and I could be into any genre at the moment.
-Song stuck in your head: I do not currently have a song stuck in my head.
-Last movie watched: Maybe Captain America: Civil War. This movie is a miracle. It gets deeper and thematically richer with every viewing.
-Last TV show watched: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
-When did you create your blog: April, 2010.
-Do you have any other blogs: I have a dick blog and a couple single-subject blogs that are fallow.
-Do you get asks regularly: Not as often as I would like. I am a compulsive confessor. I want to be grilled mercilessly.
-Why did you choose your URL: I have explained this a million times, and honestly, I’m sick of explaining. May it forever remain a mystery.
-Gender: Male.
-Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw according to Pottermore, which I guess is pretty accurate? I’m not a Potterhead.
-Pokemon team: I don’t even know what this means.
-Favorite color: I wear a lot of black. I don’t really have favorite colors. Any color can be the right color at any time. It all depends on context.
-Average of hours of sleep: I try to get 8 a night.
-How many blankets do you sleep with: One and a top sheet. Warm enough.
-Dream job: My dream is to spontaneously come into money and never have to punch in anywhere again.
-Followers: I am in favor of followers, yes.
I tag anybody who has experienced an orgasm at the hands of the same gender as themselves today.