#alliancehelmsman

[excerberus-blog]

alliancehelmsman replied to your post:[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer...

[txt]: rude —— adjective 1. offensively impolite or ill-mannered.

[txt] Now you know how I feel when you disapprove of my hitting on your dad. [txt] & attempt to restrict my access to tequila.  [txt] You make it harder not to threaten you everyday.

[excerberus-blog]

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

 [txt] Sad -- (adjective) Feeling or showing sorrow; unhappy; (informal) pathetically inadequate.

[unitwithsoul-archive]

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: We left to seek medical assistance.[text]: Unfortunately we were unable to maintain focus on that goal.[text]: We apologize.

[cmdr-blackjack-shepard]

alliancehelmsman started following you

Hullo, Joker. How’s the old radio stations today?

[indomitvble-blog]

alliancehelmsman // continued from this ask

     “Explains twice as much limping. But you tripped,”        she echoed, not meaning to rub it in but merely        so that she made sure she got it right. her lips        turned downwards into a frown.           “Was it serious?”

[maidenliara]

alliancehelmsman:

[text] because all ladies carry around their panties in a ziplock

[text] wait, do they?

[text]: Only the proper ones, Joker.

[text]: Goddess, weren't you listening...er, reading?

[maidenliara]

[text] Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: You shouldn't be walking in the street, Joker.

[text]: There are a number of unforeseen variables that could break any of your bones.

[normandyscourage]

alliancehelmsman

[text] sucks to be you commander

[Text] Yeah, sometimes. Fuck politicians and their games. Can you pick us up?