[ipromisei'lltakekiritooffhiatussoonokay--headcanon is under navigation or at /head] Lieutenant Ledo of the Galactic Alliance reporting for duty. Status: Lost in a world unknown and unfamiliar, different from Earth. Will report again later.
*nods* We're glad you're so eager to contribute to Sh'tori's economy by providing us with your emotions. It's a duty each of our dead citizens should fulfil, but sadly not all of them are as eager to do so as you seem to be.
As a reward, you may move into Werewombat Ward #6 - all by yourself! I wouldn't count on that to last for very long though...
- the Overlord












