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It is i , E your guide to everything between here and the void. I don't feel like going to sleep, which may seem like a constant with the titles of most of these being the exact minute that i start these but i digress further into my madness. Also is it so wrong to want to get revenge on a person who has wronged you that you share a bathroom with by putting a jolly rancher in the showerhead to make sure that feel sticky after a shower? My roommate says that i should not do it, i say that i should do it if the situation requires it.Also, i just realized that if you are somewhere between the age of 20-30 then you probably grew up with the 1st generation of Pokemon games and the anime in the late 90′s. Which for some reason makes me realize that life is a bitch, which is why i have a shirt that just says LIFE on it so that i can hand out lemons and be Life as much as i want without caring what others think. Its almost Easter which means its time for the story of the worlds most well-known case of necromancy to be told, wait......... does that mean that Jesus is a zombie or at the very least some form of undead? Let us see .........came back from the dead, check. dead for multiple days, check. It seems to check out, however now that i think about it where have i heard of a holy man coming back from the dead.......oh yeah, in 4 other cultures. If i remember correctly Horus of Egypt, Mithra of Persia, Kristna of Hinduism, and Dionices of Greece, all have similar stories to the great carpenter of Israel. i believe that they all resurrected and many of them were born of virgins and on Dec 25, which in all cases seems arbitrary, you can look up what i am talking about if you turn to our Lord GOOGLE. If religion is what floats your boat then good for you, for the rest of us we will turn to our Lord and savior GOOGLE for the answers to all of life's problems and needs.