#allyster rambles

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why have i seen no one talking about this absolute gem of an exchange from tommy’s stream today

tommy: i got into a very heated argument with one of the moderators of the duck community. so generally the ducks are not on my side

wilbur: the mods hate us because we keep calling the ducks fat. cause you can feed the ducks if you’re a sub so what i do is every time i feed them i say ‘grubs up you fat fucks’ and i always get banned for it. i think it’s endearing to call animals fat

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*thinks about knifetrick* *thinks about knifetrick* *thinks about knifetrick* *thinks about knifetrick* *thinks about knifetri

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c!wilbur is so beloved actually you're all just cowards

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im writing the transcripts of the green festival arguments and it hurts my heart so badly because tommy says the "the discs were worth more than you ever were" line and immediately regrets it because he knows it isnt true and then tells tubbo to give dream the disc and tubbo is quiet and asks "are you sure?" multiple times ,,,,,,, like he never wanted to do it but now he feels like he wasnt enough and he wants to correct that i think and... it hurts my soul..

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all my ranboo enthusiast mutuals: DO NOT READ ??? MEMORY BOOK ?? RANBOO FINALLY DOING LORE????

my one (1) bear smp mutual and i: SMP HOPPING??? BEAR'S TWEET REPLY???? OSMP RETURN + RANBOO TALKING ABOUT MAYBE JOINGING BSMP IN THE SAME CONVO???? B E A R S M P

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c!tubbo is literally the most heartbreaking thing in the world today anyone want to hear a summary of his story so you can cry with me because i think about it a lot

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tried to go be a functioning human after the new knifetrick chapter and failed. anyways has anyone made this yet