#allyx talks

[icareaboutthesugarcontent]

On my wedding day

Person: today is the happiest day of your life

Me: ok but September 13th 2015? West Palm Beach Show? Last show of the rowyso tour? Saw Ashton's haircut in person? You sure darling? You sure? :)))

Person: damn u right

[icareaboutthesugarcontent]

Me trying to cope with anything 5sos does

[icareaboutthesugarcontent]

I'm so dumb tbh I was watching that video of the SKH behind the scenes and the part where Michael is talking about the shovel I was like "um I dig this" AND THEN I LAUGHED A SOLID 10 MINS AT MY OWN JOKE I PUNNED MYSELF YOU GUYS

[icareaboutthesugarcontent]

Ashton is definitely the type of guy who high-fives you after great sex

[icareaboutthesugarcontent]

I have a question, not trying to offend anyone but who the fuck is Super junior?

[icareaboutthesugarcontent]

When I meet Calum

Me: do the thing

Calum: what thing

Me: you know... the THING

Calum: [not quite understanding and kinda upset] [clenches jaw]

Me: ah there it is :)))) go ahead and slit my throat :)))))

[icareaboutthesugarcontent]

Yes Ashton yes fuck my life up with your hitchhiker's thumb and your thick thighs

[icareaboutthesugarcontent]

I WANNA LISTEN TO ASHTON'S PRIVATE SPOTIFY PLAYLISTS WITH HIM WHILE I LAY ON THE GRASS MASSAGING HIS HAIR BYE