#almostblue (fictionalaspect)

[biaswreckmepls]

The New Homeowners Survival Guide

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/17325299

Author: almostblue (fictionalaspect)

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Relationships: Kim Namjoon/Min Yoongi

Status: Completed

Chapters: 1/1 (6045 words)

Tags: Neighbors AU

Summary:

"Hyung! Hyung come here, they're getting ready to hang the lights!"

"Kookie," Yoongi said, refusing to turn around as he topped off his whiskey with more whiskey. "Please stop spying on my neighbors through the windows. I don't care if you can see right into their apartment, it's weird. And stay behind the curtains, what if someone sees you and calls the fansites?"

"You do it all the time," Jungkook said, unrepentant. "You literally called me drunk off your ass last week and told me how Namjoon forgot to put the coffee pot under the coffee maker and flooded his own kitchen."

"I was concerned for his manhood," Yoongi replied. "It was a very near miss with very hot water. Also, we agreed that we don't talk about that, what the fuck?"

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/17325299

[biaswreckmepls]

Happy Friendship Time

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16807138

Author: almostblue (fictionalaspect)

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Relationships: Kim Namjoon/Jung Hoseok

Status: Completed

Chapters: 1/1 (11711 words)

Tags: Neighbors AU

Summary:

Namjoon takes a deep breath. "I thought--that you'd maybe--and we don't have to stay here, we could go out, sometimes--there's this really pretty park I've been meaning to go to, and this great restaurant I think you'd really like--"

"Oh," Hoseok says, and tries to ignore the flipping sensation in his chest. "Oh. You want to like. Have a standing…"

Date, he thinks. No, wait, don't say date.

"...Happy Friendship time?"

Namjoon presses his lips together, looking like he's trying not to laugh. "Yes," he says earnestly. "Yes. I would really like that."

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16807138