#almosthadaheartattack

[melomartinsme]

"What makes your heart pound harder?"

*notification that Taylor posted on tumblr*

[just-call-me-kenna]

Well this pooper really knows how to give me a heart attack!!! . He went out in the backyard to pee and i thought that he was being too quiet/ I was feeling chilly and wanted to close the door so I went to call him in and well he wasn't outside. I check the house he's not inside. I went back out and nope not in the yard. He managed to escape the yard (no idea how, he went outside with his collar on and he managed to get it off in the yard) I found him across the street eating grass. To top it all off cause he didn't have his collar on I had no way of holding on to him and when I went to check on him he wiggled out if my arms and ran back accriss the street to our gate almost getting hit by a car! Luckily the driver of the car was paying attention and they stopped in time. Now he's plaster against my side snoring away. Oh the life of a dog. . . . #lincolnthewonderdog #bullterrier #bullybreed #almosthadaheartattack #escapeartist #bullterriergram #bulliesofinstagram #escapedog https://www.instagram.com/p/CVTzlyHv-_F/?utm_medium=tumblr

[kill-me-while-you-still-can]

May god have mercy on your soul, because I won't.

[angelsnothalfsohappyinheaven]

Came home from work to a little fire 🔥🔥🔥 (I thought my house was on fire!) #bonfire #starlightcottage #almosthadaheartattack (at Deer River, Minnesota) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqEHgAyHKzB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tzyf2fmiju3d

[gabyglifestyle]

#seriously! We, the #drivers who #lovetodrive with the #musicblasting and way #toofast for our own good shall forever be grateful. #almosthadaheartattack #stoplaughing #itwasrough #lifeonthepurplespeedlane (at Highway 1 - Carmel / Big Sur)

[lanakilamiller]

If I’m in bed and have a spider run I n my leg then under my pillow and kill it with my Bluetooth speaker is a sign for my year I’m screwed. #ihatespiders #allspidersshoulddie #killallspiders #notcool #almosthadaheartattack (at The Chateau)

[makesmeadumbhuman]

Just had this hawk land ten feet in front of me to try and snatch a squirrel for lunch. Squirrel got away. #wildlife #almosthadaheartattack

[jblix]

Almost had an irreparable moment with a coworker

That awkward moment when the cute sounding blog you decide to gollow is 90% porn. Looking at you gayloveiscute. >.>