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Marc alongstrangeride often thought he would be glad to never the inside of the CA office again. Their awful attitudes and poor work ethic made every experience a nightmare, but a necessary one.
Until one day, his hero, Clark Kent, came to him with a solution.
“Marc,” the tall handsome man said, “I too hate the CA office. My strict moral code does not allow me to intervene. But, should you choose a morally grey life, I can give you vengence.”
Marc agreed without a second thought.
Superman gave him a magical nipple piercing that gave him all the same qualities as his favourite hero. “Do not lose this, or your powers will be lost too.” Marc nodded and hugged him.
The next day, he went into the CA office.
“I have a -”
“We’re not accepting anything right now.”
Marc took the front desk and tore it in half with his bare hands.
“My rules now. And you are accepting reimbursements now.”
Marc forced the CA office to stay open a full 20 hours a week - four hours every school day - for submitting requests. it was evil as hell.
