#alpaxa

[danger-bear-chats]

Uh, it was a plate accident.

Me: This frisbee? I just thought this was a plate.

BMac: Anything can be a plate if you try hard enough. That's what grandma said... right before she died of a plate accident.

[danger-bear-chats]

Donuts are quantized, I guess?

Me: Would anyone like to share a donut?

BMac: Noo... sharing's for communists.

[danger-bear-chats]

Telestrations/Telepictionary

I recently played Telestrations with the Alpaxas; this game is much like the game “Telepictionary” of which I had much experience with previously. As the Gummy Boars are aware, I have a particular play-style which is oft misunderstood as “trolling”.

That being said, these (or paraphrases) were overheard yesterday: 1. Damn it, Danger Bear 2. Why are you writing an essay? You should not be writing an essay. I will upload some of the more interesting evolutions soon.

[danger-bear-chats]

Educational Thursdays/Minutes from the BALLZ Committee

The Artist: Mantheon has no dick

The Artist: The Man is a dick artist

The Artist: Cowgirl causes high chance of fractures

Me: The Man is a phallic artist; discussion about flaccidity, further discussion about practicality of flaccidity in combat and other pursuits

[frawcasci]

anime: angry beyblade fights muscle woman, cleans house

(i forgot to answer these oOPS)

i saw muscle woman first so i thought sakura oogami oops but levi from snk hheeh

[xxnnn2n2n]

alpaxa replied to your post:I CANT STOP LAUGIHNG ,MY MUM GOT ME LONG DISTANCE...

Police chatter? No, you’re intercepting voices from parallel dimensions. Dark dimensions. If you listen closely you may learn of your future, but whatever you do, DO NOT RESPOND.

i thought police were from parallel dimensions