Highly Cursed

25 years old, they/she, nb, big gay | you can call me Cesca | if you say my name 4 times i appear t-posing in front of you

[frawcasci]

What’s up I’m still kicking and enjoying life offline, Brody is still going and is 15 now, I’m still unfortunately working my 1st job but I want to leave

[greelin]

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

[frawcasci]

Oh right, the red hair is back

[goddesssword]

I just woke up from a dream and

So it was Salmon Run and it was high tide. But instead of being normal high tide it was like super high tide? By which I mean you were confined to a like 2x2 square at the very top of the stage. And instead of a normal comment on the wave Grizz just said ‘Oh, shit.’ in really tiny lettering and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

[goddesssword]

Here’s my rendition if anyone was curious

[darkstarcore]

But this is just what Salmon Run feels like

[memewhore]

[tom-from-acquisition]

This billboard is what an American roadtrip looks like

[frawcasci]

I’m mostly offline now but hey! I got a kitten! Her name is Seraphina and Brody doesn’t mind her

[astraldemise]

beginner tips for salmon run !

in salmon run you must cooperate with a team in order to take down boss salmonids and collect golden eggs. your goal is to reach the quota while keeping yourself and your teammates alive. these tips may help you raise your rank and have more fun

1.

KILL HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL HIM !!!!!!!! PRIORITY TARGET !!!!!!!! UNAUTHORISED FUCKING THING ! BLOW IT UP NOW !!!!!!! NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[prokopetz]

Some fictional characters are relatable in a Gender way not because they’re nonconforming, but because they’re so incredibly into performing their assigned gender that it somehow wraps all the way around. Like, some sort of gender overflow error.

[ryukiki]

[rcktpwr]

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

Good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today

[cozy2000]

accidentally ran into the literal coolest person on this earth

[officialkendallroy]

i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change

[concerningwolves]

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

[prawniscuous]

[doctorcrusher]

girls who learned all their vocab from books and are now constantly embarrassing themselves by pronouncing words slightly wrong in conversation

[laeffy]

booty shorts idea

[skittybot]

this can’t stay in the tags

[lordsmaf]

I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of “There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”

[trickstertime]

I also respect the author for putting them all online for free

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#what the FUCK is going on in the animorphs books

Why not find out they’re all online for free

[frawcasci]

Happy bday to me, I’m confused about if I’m in a friendship or we’re actually dating but I wasn’t aware