#alskdjflsdf

[cowboyjimkirk]

Doc anon. It’s storming like crazy outside and I can’t sleep bc of it so my hubby went to the window and said “Thor....ur bothering my wife’s slumber, she’s a doctor and needs sleep! Please take the ass clapping somewhere else!” and then came back to bed and made sure the blanket was comfy and then pulled me close.

this was like taking a bite into my favorite candy bar and finding a rotten center, how could you????????????????

[towardsredemption]

thirst tweet: your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it

I DARE YOU TO.

Come and get it!!!

[missgoalie75]

CAS HOW'D YOU GET HERE?

I TOOK A BUS.