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Me and my hoard of dumb promiscuous muses 💔

#I hate playing smart muses cause I’m fucking stupid #♡ ・。. ／ 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 ; i walk on clouds it’s a thrilling feeling ˎˊ˗#not true I love playing smart muses too I just am fucking stupid #all slutty tho #also not true #I’m bored at work and talking to the void sorry

trying to justify rb not suspending horner by saying ‘well english football clubs don’t either!1!’ is so fucking brain dead

#christian horner #fucking disgusting #also not true

Oh goodness, I just saw an American say “Well, Swiss people and German people both speak German, right? So they’re basically the same lol.”

Sure..... Brit.

#kuro rambles #also not true #only 70% of Swiss people speak German #also don't forget the small but still important number of minority languages #my favourite is still when people assume I can speak Chinese because I studied Japanese #how to explain to people that Asian languages ARE NOT THE SAME

moved to cali and became an e-girl

#look it me #my face #also not true #i will never be an e-girl #but i felt cute #so give me notes pls

Writing fanfiction is so great. Where else can I include a self-indulgent POV change just because I want to write both sides of the gay idiot equation? Certainly not English class.

#twilight #rosella #sometimes I write #this is in fact about forget you #also not true #if i try hard enough #everyone will read my thesis on those gay idiots in whatever greek tragedy

I made my decision 2 days ago. The Barcelona coach was the first to know what my decision actually was.

Neymar during his press conference with PSG | 04.08.17

#I think he means 3 #because it was august 1 #but ok #also not true #but ok xD #Neymar #Neymar jr #Neymar quote #PSG #Neymar presentation

C2: You know, all of us in this room have shared a bed.

S: Well, bitches gotta sleep.

#archaeology #shit archaeologists say #archaeologist #also not true #everyone got drunk and started a cuddle puddle one night #but its not the same

we know you’re a bottom

wait i’m excusing the fact that this is a really weird ask to say that i feel major déjà-vu rn i feel like i got this ask and answered it before????

#also not true #switch #also why tf do u care #also what happend to hi hello #yeah

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