#also owww

[malicemismanager]

Guess who managed to stab herself under a fingernail with a fork?

This dumb fuck; that’s who.

[malicemismanager]

Sure, Malice, just go on ahead and close the very hot oven door with your bare hand! What could possibly go wrong!

Seriously, how am I alive?

[jacensolodjo]

leans over off of bed to get something he dropped on floor

starts to pick it up

back spasms so bad he wants to scream and is scared about needing help to get into a proper upright position.

why this body

[michael-clifford-smut]

story time

alrighty so i was blogging, having a grand time, then i realize i cant see the keyboard, and im like, wow fuck this lump of blankets, its gotta go. so i tried to push it off me and thats the story of how i punched myself in the titty and still cant breathe

[clumsy-medi]

Just saying.

It's kinda weird to be studying about a physiological pathology (the periodic kind) while you're suffering from it yourself and your brain's like, "I know what you're talking about!"

Plus, thus insomnia isn't letting me sleep it off. Oh well, more time to study.

[adidasandangelwings]

That awkward moment when you bruise a tendon in your wrist paying softball and it swells up the size of Pluto but you can't say anything or show anyone because then they'll see the scars.

They're old, but still I don't want to deal with the questions.