Steps to prove God is real:
Step one: Potatoes exist
Step two: Checkm8 atheist

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Steps to prove God is real:
Step one: Potatoes exist
Step two: Checkm8 atheist
My mum grilled some meat from one of our own pigs today [newsflash we only eat meat from our own sheep and pigs or some deer someone shot as a present, it’s the Authentic Austrian Experience] and literally no one ate the gristle or fatty parts, but I was too busy gobbling it all up to notice, so I politely ate everything, and only afterwards saw the pile of gross pieces of meat on a plate infront of me.
I literally eat everything but ginger roots, they’re disgusting.
French fries are probably my favorite food ngl.
ineedasweetdistraction said: First it was pomegranates…now coconut oil. Can we make steak the next miracle food? I could get behind that.
steak is already a miracle food HOw dAre YOU
oh my god i've never been this excited to see salad.
Bro at my gym: so what supplements do you use?
Me: Squats.